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Jem | she/her | 🇬🇧 | writer | 41
Primarily a Din girlie (see my main blog), but this side blog celebrates and supports other Pedro Boy media I’ve enjoyed
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villa with a view (Javi G/f!reader)

Rating: E (Explicit)

Length: 4.7k

Summary: The Holiday-adjacent fantasy in which your vacation rental just happens to be next door to the tender-hearted, probably-not-a-drug-kingpin, Javi Gutiérrez. Sexy hijinks ensue.  

Warnings: SMUT, accidental voyeurism, then not so accidental, oral (f receiving), exhibitionism, outdoor masturbation, jealous!Javi, there might be more but my brain is MUSH

A/N: Look TIS STILL THE SEASON and ima squeeze all the joy I can out of it. Dry January? We don’t know her. Lots of love to my darling @ezrasbirdie for the beta as always. Could be a one-off or could be more if inspiration strikes. 

This vacation has been a long time coming.

A very long time.

It’s been at least seven years since you had a break from work long enough to even consider flying somewhere far away, let alone crossing an ocean, so you were determined to make the most of it.

Salty Caramel

AGENT WHISKEY X FEM READER

summary: You hate him, you really do. During a mission Agent Whiskey eats a candy laced with a dangerous poison, and you’re the only one who can save him.

warnings: 18+ MDNI This is Explicit as Fuck. This is a sex-candy fic. Dub/con trigger warnings apply. The Candy Made ‘Em Do It. Explicit sexual content (oral m & f receiving, p in v), lots of bodily fluids (cumeating, squirting), overstimulation, hate sex, mild somno, switch!Jack and switch!Reader, a soft ending with FEEELINNNGSS, and coarse language. Part crack, part unhinged fever dream. Reader is described as having curves.

7.8k of absolute filth and would have been yeeted unbeta’d into the universe except for @wheresarizona and her endless generosity. Thank you for the beta! 

Of course shoutout to the Discord Besties who thirsted over and approved of these shenanigans.

Apologies for the misuse of metaphors and overwrought references to candy. I have no explanation for this.

Run Through the Jungle - a Naked & Afraid/Triple Frontier AU

Pairing: Frankie Morales x Fem!Reader

*reader is vegetarian and ethnicity/weight inclusive. people of all sizes have competed on this show (and completed it)

Fic Summary: Benny Miller convinces his bestie Frankie to compete on the Naked and Afraid survival show. He has no idea what he’s walking into when he’s paired with you

*Naked and Afraid is a reality survival show on Discovery Channel where two contestants, a man and a woman (trans & non-binary inclusive) are paired with no food, clothes, or water in a hostile environment with only 1 survival item each. Contestants can tap out at any time but must make it to 21 days to win

Inspiration Spotify Playlist: Frankie’s Jungle Love Mix

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Word Count: 20K

Rating: E, 18+, lemon

Warnings: large age gap (legal), size kink, discussions of killing, processing, and eating animals, cussing, PiV, oral (f & m), dirty talk, masturbation (m), face fucking, somnophilia, enemies to lovers, Pride and Prejudice vibes, ANGST, Frankie being a misogynistic DICK for a little bit

A/N: Someone needs to fucking stop me because my brain is ignoring SO MANY WIPS RIGHT NOW! HELP! This unasked for one shot was bred out of a binge watch weekend of this show, mentioning it in passing to @musings-of-a-rose​, who then had the audacity to ask me, “what if Frankie were on that show?” and this is what happened.  This is an AU. Triple Frontier hasn’t happened yet or won’t, I haven’t decided. Frankie doesn’t have kids yet. I hope you enjoy it, I’m really in love with this story.

Anonymous asked:

Hi! Love your writing (maybe one day I'll be brave enough to send this off anon!)

Last night I had a dream where Joel (? I think. But also could have been Ezra) was asked what kind of lover they are. And he said that he's super attentive and I quote "to the point it's maddening" *phew* and wants his women to feel amazing.

But of course my alarm went off and I had to go to work.

I wonder if this would be something that you'd ever consider writing?

This screams Ezra to me. ❤️😌😘

Attentive

Pairing: Ezra x Fem!Reader

Rating: Explicit 18+ (By proceeding to read beyond this warning, you are agreeing that you are 18 years or older)

Summary: Ezra refuses to let you off easy.

Content: explicit like whoa smut, me being unhinged, overstimulation, oral, Ezra being a demon

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𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙩 || dieter bravo x camgirl!reader

𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 || being quarantined in his hotel room has dieter getting a little stir crazy, and when the drugs run out, he has to find a new vice. that's how he found you.

𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 || 5k

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 || smut (18+ only; phone/video call sex, use of toys, male and female masturbation), sex work (obviously, look at the title), dieter being down astronomically bad with a burgeoning housewife kink, basically nothing to do with the movie he's from whatsoever it's just porn with almost no plot

(my challenge for @the-slumberparty this week was to write a fic that has a bouquet of flowers somewhere in it! leave it to me to find a way to include that in something so insanely smutty...)

He couldn’t stop watching you—both right now, in this moment, and just generally.

Kill me softly

A Dave York x F!Reader one-shot

Rating: Explicit for strong smut

Wordcount: 8.5k (please don’t judge me)

Summary: Your husband is not the same man you married and that scares you sometimes. 

Photo by Majid Rangraz on Unsplash  

Dedication: To my one and only amazing @yespolkadotkitty​ for beta reading and holding my hand like a baby chicken when I was too scared to post this. I love you so much. Read her far superior, soft and amazing Dave York here

Also to the two circus ringleaders @frannyzooey​ and @filthybookworm​ for their deranged masterpieces for Dave York. I am not the woman I used to be because of them. Go read it NOW. Here and Here.

@ourmotherofyearning and all our late night talks about scary thrillers that got me into this misguided mindset in the first place.

Note: If you want to skip the boring stuff - the smut starts halfway through. Don’t look at me please. 

mine

pairing: comandante veracruz x f!reader
warnings: SMUT - oral (m receiving), unprotected sex on a table
a/n: i am NOT supposed to be writing but here we are! 🤷🏿

gif by @joewright

The sun was high in the sky glaring down on you as Comandante Veracruz continued his tirade that you wished he had picked another time for. You rolled your eyes just as he walked by.

“Is there a problem?” he asked, stopping in front of you.

“No,” you answered, and he moved closer. Too close.

“Can you repeat that please?”

“No…comandante, there is no problem,” you said nonchalantly.

“I need to speak to you later,” he said then leaned in even closer. “Privately.” A hint of a smirk flashed across his face before he turned serious again.

You smiled inwardly knowing exactly what that meant.

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You went to under the cover of night. It was still hot but there was now a breeze that told you rain was coming. You walked into his tent, bold as ever, without announcing yourself.

He pulled out his pistol and quickly aimed it in your direction before realizing who you were. “Why would you come in without announcing who you are?” he asked, lowering his weapon, and placing it on the table.

“How come we all have to sleep in those tiny tents while you get this?”

“You know why I get this.” He smiled and walked over to you.

“Do I?”

what the hell is wrong with tim feat. Tim Rockford

Summary: Tim is not acting like himself...and there's a coffee shop with only one bathroom.

Tim Rockford x f!cop reader | Rating: 18+ (MDNI) | Word Count: 3,565

Content Warnings: sex pollen, bathroom privilege abuse, handsy Tim - willing reader, consent is given to the needy man, scared coffee shop worker, talk of crime scene, police, public sexual encounter, high-as-ball oral sex, tim is a cunning linguist, oral (f receiving), eye patch required, gross bathroom floor, forced orgasm, squirting

Author's Notes: This is only a thing bc of the potential badge i could have earned from @pedroscouts... I am not sorry for my vanity. This fic is dedicated to @goodwithcheese - i hope - if nothing else - you enjoy my take on Tim.

Thank you to @strang3lov3, @noxturnalpascal, @bitchesuntitled & @weregirlbyknight for their eyes and love. dividers made by @saradika-graphics

One line is dedicated to @covetyou. I'll let you find it.

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Sunday Morning

Hi. I'm back with my fave domestic man, Pero, who just won't leave me in peace. Thank you to @tuskens-mando for encouraging me as always, @ezrasbirdie for the suggestion of the pet name, and all my lovely bbys on here who listen to me rant and cheer me on. I have been in my feelings the past few days and needed something sweet.

Sunday Morning

WC: 2.8k (mistakes are mine)

Pairing: Neighbor!Pero Tovar (Modern AU)x f!Reader (I imagine her chubby but there's very little description)

Warnings: Mature. Just absolutely epic amounts of fluff. Both Pero and Reader have had a bit of a hard life and need to feel some TLC, Pero being broad and large, fingering, smooches, sweetness, talk of food.

BTW: the little potato quality gif of Pedro in The Great Wall rehearsals inspired what Pero is wearing in this story.

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Thump thump thump.

Your eyes blink open as you are startled out of a dreamless sleep. You reach for your phone, its bright light blinding you momentarily. 7:05 am? On a Sunday? Who is pounding at your door at such an ungodly hour?

You shuffle to the front door and peek through the peephole. You only see a grey t-shirt stretched across a broad back, along with soft brown hair that’s getting so long it’s starting to curl. You don’t need the man to turn around and show his face to know who it is. You undo the locks and pull the door open.

I'm pulling rank to beg for a mix of 30 & 50 for Oberyn kisses 👀

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30. Weak, sweaty kisses because it’s unbearably hot. & 50. A kiss, followed by more that trail down the jaw and neck.

First of all, how dare you?? Ugh, eternally soft for my prince!

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It was the peak of summer and the sun was at its’ highest point, spread its golden night over every inch of Sunspear. The heat never bothered you...well, almost never. You’d been in Dorne, with Oberyn, for long enough now to have acclimated to the unforgiving weather of the desert land. But this? This was horrible, even for natives, who couldn’t remember such a warm season before.

You’d dragged yourself to the water gardens earlier in the day, bring a plush blanket to lounge on in the little bit of shade you could find, letting the water chill the air just a little bit. It wasn’t quite enough - the air was sill warm and sticky, and it create a sheen of sweat all over your whole body. It was, in essence, miserable. Maybe if it got much worse you’d head for the crystalline sea and spend some time in the waters there. Perhaps you could even get Oberyn to join you.

“Penny for your thoughts?” almost as if he had heard your thoughts, Oberyn was at your side, sitting down next to you and leaning against the tree, watching the children splash around and laugh. He’s, of course, grabbed a bowl of cool, fresh berries before coming over, and held them out to you. You tried to grab one, but quickly pulled the bowl away, “not until you tell me what you’re thinking, sweet girl.”

Oberyn,” you practically pouted at him and he sighed in acquiescence before holding the bowl out to you again. You grabbed a particularly plump strawberry and took a bite, letting the sweet juice coat your mouth, “I’m just thinking about how I want to go down to the water for a swim soon. Perhaps you’d join me.”

“Of course,” he gave you a lazy smile, before reaching over and gently wiping away some of the strawberry juice that had dripped from the corner of your mouth. He brought his thumb into his own mouth and you couldn’t help but stare. You’d seen him do the exact same thing maybe a hundred times before, but it still sent a pleasant shiver up your spine. He caught you staring and gave you an innocent smile, “hmm?”

“Nothing,” you playfully nudged his shoulder, taking a moment to admire his profile as he grabbed another handful of berries and popped them into his mouth. How you’d gotten so lucky as to call him yours, you’d never know. A few beads of sweat dripped down exposed torso, running down and soaking in the waistband of his trousers. You swallowed thickly, trying hard not to get to lost in your fantasies of having him then and there. It was hot, much too hot, to expend that kind of energy right now, and being in a public place.

But Oberyn was always observant and didn’t miss a single thing. He turned to you, positioned himself so he was looming over you and gave you a few small kisses. His lips lingered on yours, his taste sweet and delicious as ever. It was a languid, gentle exchange; the heat making it difficult to over him much hungry and fevered kisses.

“You taste even sweeter than the finest berries in all of the land,” he whispered against your lips and you sighed contently. He had a way with words that was just as proficient as he was in the bedroom. A blush crept into your cheeks as he offered you a few more kisses, each of them more urgent than the last as he made his way to your jaw and down the column of your neck. You put your hand on his cheek in a vain attempt to stop him, because if he continued on much more, you wouldn’t be strong enough to do so.

Oberyn,” your voice was but a mere whisper, a soft delicate thing, as he pulled back and offered you a chaste kiss to the forehead, “we can’t...”

“I forget myself,” he admitted, “being around you stirs something within me that causes me to see nothing but you. Perhaps we can...go to the beach and the sea. It is much more private there anyway. But do you say, sweet girl?”

Let’s go.”

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Golden Hour

Pairing: Nico (House Comes With a Bird) x Female Reader

Word Count: 2,047

Rating: None.

Summary: He was made for golden hour. 

Author’s note:

Don’t even look at me. Someone on Discord made a suggestion about this man last night, and here we are. 

You could only photograph so many buildings without it becoming tedious - even in as beautiful a location as Saint-Tropez. 

Sure, everything was beautiful and brightly colored, especially on a sunny day when the sparkling Mediterranean waters lapped at the coast, the bright blue stretching out to the horizon. There was water everywhere you looked - beaches and ports, pools and fountains, the surrounding buildings reflecting off of the surfaces at all hours of the day, including at night, when everything took on a softer, more intimate tone. 

But buildings weren’t alive. Buildings weren’t constantly changing and reacting to the world around them - buildings didn’t adapt in the ways that people did. And you’d seen people of all kinds during your time in the area, taking part in a variety of activities. 

Sex and Candy

Title: Sex and Candy

Pairing: Max Phillips x reader (no y/n)

Word Count: 4700<-- my dudes, in one sitting, I shit you not, I don't know how

Rating: R

Warnings: LANGUAGE LANGUAGE LANGUAGE and SEXY TIMES and VAMPIRES

A/N: Like my Ezra One Shot "Accidents" this IS a "reader insert" but in the third person? It worked better. Max can be bothered with things like names and identities and like who are you

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He had to remember not to move too fast or get too keyed up-- he was still not fully in control of this vampire thing.

Fucking awesome. He could smell weird shit, he had killed two ridiculous interns that were wearing so much Axe that it was, in itself, begging for death. They hadn’t even tasted good. Skinny Red Bull douchebags.

He was not interested in the easy little mice. He had homework.

“Homework”.

This was the shit he hated-- it was like learning to ride a horny bike all over again, the blood lust was a lust, it made you want to fight and fuck and eat all at the same time and he was learning how to separate the impulses.

Learn to eat without killing.

Well, oops. Twice. But you know he hadn’t really been trying so it shouldn’t count.

Learn to fuck without fighting and hurting.

Loose Change

Marcus Pike x f!reader | 2.2k | masterlist | ao3

summary: You loved playing in the orchestra, but when you needed a change, you started busking at a few places around town just for fun. You weren't expecting the attractive man that stopped to listen. Or his smile.

a/n: happy birthday to my amazing friend and the best beta reader, @katareyoudrilling!! you are busy playing your violin right now, at this very moment, performing Holst's Planets, which I know must be amazing. so I hope you like this little treat when you get back. I'm so, so glad we met on here and so happy to have you as a friend. 🧡🥰 also shout out to @secretelephanttattoo who prompted me with what became the original version of this idea almost a year ago! and thank you to @hauntedhowlett for reading this and reassuring me since I obviously couldn't ask Katie. lol

tags/warnings: flirting, fluff, meet cute, busking, my attempt at sounding smart about music and playing violin, Katie I did my best lol, coffee mention, a teensy bit of angst/worry, touching, kissing, reader is a professional musician but no description otherwise

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It was Tuesday, so you were at your spot near the Archives stop. Not inside the metro, since they could be a bit picky about that, but just outside. It was a good spot — you usually caught the suits going to work and the tourists heading for the National Mall or a museum. On Tuesday mornings it was busy but not so busy that you had to compete with other musicians. 

You’d been playing for about 30 minutes when you saw him. You tried not to smile when you caught the angle of his shoulders out of the corner of your eye. 

Nobody’s Gonna Know

0.78K / Marcus Moreno x gn!reader

A/N and Summary: Moodboard and drabble created for @evolnoomym’s First Birthday Party! I chose Marcus Moreno and got the prompt “Taking a yoga class” 🥰 Happy one year, my dearest Mina! Thank you for being that pure, bright light that is our moon 🥹🌙 Hope you like this!

Warnings: None! Fluff (literally!) and silliness. Established relationship, suggestive language. Attempted puppy theft 🤭

Inspired by this TikTok / Divider by @saradika-graphics 😘

“Nobody’s gonna know, Marcus.”

“They’re gonna know.”

“How would they know?” giggling, you thrust the Borzoi puppy you’re holding in your hands discreetly towards your boyfriend and say again, “How would they know?”

Win Again

Pairing: Marcus Acacius x sex worker f!reader

Summary: Marcus has won yet another match, so to reward him, his master has granted him another hour with you.

warning: smut| unprotected piv, oral (f receiving), a whole lot of manhandling, he like uses your body idk how to explain it, multiple orgasms, and once again unnecessary feelings cause im not able to write something where they just fuck for some reason

a/n: i know im two days late but PLEASE read this still. (also) basic things for this guy that i've decided are canon: 1)he has a monster cock, like actually scarily big, 2) he's real fucking strong (hulk typa shit), 3) he's not a big talker (but he is a grunter). I need this man to fuck me more than i need my next breath (real), also i did so much research for this fic and you cant even fucking tell

It wasn't often that you didn't dread going to the barracks.

These were strong, ferocious, and dangerous men, and you were but a meek lamb in comparison.

But today was different, today you were seeing him, him who fit the previous description to a tee, and yet was so different from any man you had ever offered your services to.

And perhaps it was because it never felt like you were ever offering anything, ever since that first night, you had never given anything you hadn't wanted to.

Coup de Foudre

Lucien Flores x F!Reader

Pairing: Lucien Flores x F!Reader

Summary: Storms come down unexpectedly in the heat of the Parisian summer. The only thing you and Lucien can do is make a run for it.

Warnings: Explicit, MDNI - smut central; established relationship; unprotected but safe PiV sex; fingering; no physical description of reader other than her gingham summer dress; alcohol; a soaking wet Lucien Flores is his own warning

A/N: I loved the prompts and inspiration for @undercoverpena’s “April Showers” event and this is the result. Thank you for organising this, Jo! ‘Coup de foudre’ literally means a thunderbolt/lightning strike in French, but has entered idiomatic language (including in English) as a term for an unexpected event - particularly associated with love at first sight.

With thanks to @paulmescal-s for beta-ing ❤️

Word Count: 1192

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Sheet lightning illuminates the nocturnal city, thunder rumbling almost immediately as the rain intensifies and comes down hard and heavy on your warm skin. In ordinary circumstances, anywhere else, you’d hate being caught in a storm like this. But here, in the hot, humid summer night, Lucien’s big hand gripping yours as you race along glistening streets in the direction of the hotel? There’s nowhere else you’d rather be.

Lucien leaps over a puddle, his infectious laughter echoing through the narrow streets as he guides you home. His silk summer shirt is soaked through, the brightly-coloured fabric clinging sinfully to his body in a reminder of the temptation underneath. Your favourite gingham summer dress, meanwhile, has been rendered translucent in the downpour.

Everything will need to come off as soon as you get inside.

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