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Give Me Coffee Or Give Me Death

@dmitri-logan / dmitri-logan.tumblr.com

Logan, he/him, 23
I know we don’t get happily ever afters in real life. I’m a hopeless romantic, not a total fucking idiot. As my friend, Russell, said to me once, “Even with the happiest couples, one of you dies first.” But first there is such unalloyed joy. We went to the supermarket yesterday and we were wandering around and, at one point, he took my hand, because that’s the kind of thing he does. And instantly, I got flustered. Residual anxiety. Remembrance of past battery. Enduring scars. Even though I know I’m hardly likely to get my head kicked in by the salad bar, PDAs can still make me nervous. And then he said, gentle as anything, and I’m not going to do the accent… “If there’s a gay kid in here with his folks, frightened that he’s a freak, don’t you think that it might give him hope, seeing two guys wandering around, being themselves, getting their groceries, like everyone else?” If happiness is a place… it’s the biscuit aisle in Sainsbury’s. And anywhere else I am with him.
“The time of hot chocolaty mornings and toasty marshmallow evenings.”

Poohs Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

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lethalhedgehogs-deactivated2023

This is only the beginning. I find it hilarious the amount of people comparing The Mcelroys with these chaos children and I love it. It’s not a lot of people, but it’s more than you’d expect. Thanks tumblr. 

I got the joke from @wakkoswish here on tumblr, go check em out!

kit connor having originally auditioned for charlie spring is SO funny what was he thinking?? imagine being alice oseman, seeing nick nelson walk off of the pages of your comic, coming to tell you hes auditioning for charlie spring

Oh Billy, you look so small right there…

Superman’s sheer anger over Billy Batson’s situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows it’s the world’s best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesn’t have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.

Seriously, Clark’s face here

He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD

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wondygirl

Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.

Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.

When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.

these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:

This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well - and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.

Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret - just as Billy did for him.

Superman is just really important, ok?

this for people to truly understand superman

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foothive2-deactivated20190813

i remember when i was a kid whenever i saw movies like kung fu panda or iron man or shrek in the theater and i would walk out the theater to the music and do a cool walk like i was the main character like a shrek walk or an iron man walk or a kung fu panda walk i thought i was really cool

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thefighter2-deactivated20200212

after watching the shrek movie i politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss.

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copywriteddad

liar.

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hailtodachimp62llq437qqp31qq5yyt

Ok i did the shrek walk. this site sucks anyway

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

don’t hide this in the tags that’s exactly it

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