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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

jesus said this

Going into this bio exam knowing brown eyes are dominant, blue eyes are submissive, and that punettes are square. Wish me luck!

Wait

RECESSIVE RECESSIVE GENES

All or nothing burger

This guy sucks

I love how immediately Gaoshun has to tell Maomao to stop treating Jinshi like a bug because he's being an absolute freak about it. He's like hey, I know we only met a week ago, but you've already given my insane boss a sexual complex and for all of our sakes you should probably try to avoid activating it

THESE TAGS HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE SO FUNNY AND SO CORRECT IM ON THE FLOOR

This is so funny I don’t even care for baseball but this is great

Yep! And what ended up happening is what we baseball fans call a FARTSLAM, which stands for Fielder Allows Runner To Score Like A Moron.

Plays like this are why I love Baseball

Hey, remember that thing about how one of the big challenges facing armies, throughout all of history, is training people to not start chasing when the enemy breaks and flees? Because sometimes it’s a trap to get you to overextend yourself? But it’s really hard because people just want to chase?

Yeah, this is the same thing.

If you're reading this, you've won The Game. It's over, it's done, and you can breathe. Now any time you see posts telling you that you lost The Game, you can smile, shake your head, and feel sorry for all of those OTHER people who are still playing The Game, while being glad that you yourself are free.

"But that's not how The Game works-"

If someone can arbitrarily decide that everyone on Earth is playing The Game, someone else can arbitrarily decide there's a way to win.

Congratulations on your win!! Celebrate with a treat of your choice.

In my area growing up, the only way to win The Game was to die on your birthday. Suicide did not count

What is horror?

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

put that back

National Lampoon, October 1985

bingge vs bingmei

[I was born stupid. But I will not die hungry!]

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

I'm as guilty as anyone else, but with the benefit of hindsight it feels ridiculous that it took us so long to notice that birds are dinosaurs.