*lives in delusion*

in much the same way as you can breed jobs into dogs, the average cat is born unemployed

wait let me get on this level

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

wait a minute

that's me. that's my post. what is this

Worst part of transitioning is now all the stuff that made me a cool chick makes me a lame guy. Oh you skateboard? Get a fuckin job

nasha was THE highlight of Mickey 17 she actually felt like a character and not just the demure, loving girlfriend, she was messy and jealous and obsessive and it was such a fun watch, like she was literally this

OHHHHHH YES THIS IS SO PERFECT I LOVE YOU THANK YOUUUUUU

>sees post about strange and unusual fetishes

>posts conventionally attractive carnivorous plant

it's a maw on a stem who wouldn't want that 😵‍💫

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

shoot me and laugh at me and drink my blood for being a corny friendship enjoyer or whatever but i'm imagining a world where the last shot of season 2 is mark helly dylan and irving running away together

mark was ready to blow himself and the whole building up to get his MDR back in episode 1..."this season is about love" what about the EPIC LOVE between GOOD FRIENDS

Woah mama we all go to hell

deadbeat daughter

updated it

i know this is a fetish image where you’re supposed to feel horny shame, but it’s also so fucking funny to me.

THE SLOW BLINKS SEND ME OVER THE EDGE, WHY IS HELENA SO FUCKING FUNNY—

let me tell u something faggot to faggot

among other things wrong w me I think the reason I get sooo insane abt how people talk abt severance is bc if I were Dan Erickson and saw people talk like that abt the thing i’d made, i’d Kill myself. I post as part of a Dan Erickson suicide awareness and prevention effort. Ongoing

I think people mean well when they insist that America isn't a Christian country but it just obfuscates the situation and makes it more difficult for minorities to frame their experiences. America is a fundamentally, structurally, ideologically Christian country from top to bottom. It's exhausting, it's suffocating, and it's the truth. Nearly all political forces, pop culture phenomena, and major life philosophies here are either built on Christianity or propped up as subverting Christianity in a way that is, of course, still entirely about Christianity. Leftwing movements here that are ostensibly hostile to Christianity still ultimately structure their worldviews around their own versions of salvation, rapture, original sin, eternal judgement, heaven, and hell. Most people here fail to see Christianity all around them, influencing every facet of American life, for the same reason that a fish can't see water.