what is your favorite soda? I've been drinking brown lately

dotor paper

drink water you are so PRETTY drink water

i'm gonna drink dr pepper i'm gonna drink dr pepper

I like the sun :)

hey fish, i finger-painted you the sun since you like the sun :)

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

i'm like this but not exactly because i'm depressed but also a maniacal fool and so i'll do about a million different things that i Do Not Need To Do and people are like oh my god, you have so many hobbies? you bound that book yourself? and i'm like yes i bound this book by candle light in a single night but also. guess who hasn't washed her hair since last month

to all the gay people in my phone, thank you. I love you. please have one million years of joy

at once?

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

things fred from scooby does would say

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

they're just reincarnated flower seeds tryna get planted

My school announced we were getting a new teacher and it was Pete Wentz. He taught English class, I think.

X-ray of a kitten’s paw

beans... with macaronis inside?