No sex, only sushi

Peeta: *tells Katniss his favorite color*

Katniss, 5 seconds later:

Underrated everlark moments 3 / 2 / 1

Golden Armor ^^ Had soooo much fun revisiting HTTYD and making this new piece! My last HTTYD panting must be years old by now! I was actually thinking of doing the same concept with Astrid and Stormfly - Let me know if you would like to see that! :)

Look at this polo shirt I saw today

Genuinely tho, how are we second what happened???

'aros can still date!!' 'asexuals can still have sex!!!'

we can also still bite you. do you want us to bite you.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

ASEXUALS AND EVERYONE TIME TO RISE UP

WERE CLEARING OUT THE BOTS FROM THE #ASEXUAL TAG IN MASS NUMBERS RIGHT NOW

GO THROUGH THE TAG REPORT FOR SPAM AND BLOCK THEM ALL

We are cleaning up this goddamn site

The reason Ganondorf is always so angry is because Rauru got Zelda in the divorce

I never understood “being covered in blood is hot” until I saw Johanna mason in catching fire

( @glazedzonai )

I'm sorry but if you don't like BOTW Zelda you're just wrong

You can't possibly tell me that being under huge pressure to do something out of your control has never made you a bitch

I'm looking at the Zora May prompts and wanna write stuff, and now my brain's just giggling with ideas LOL like--

Imagine, after Age of Calamity, that Link and Mipha get together. That has its whole set of fun and drama - a Hylian/Zora marriage would mean a lot anyway, but particularly when it's the Zora princess and the Hero of Hyrule. Link and Mipha start to have a family, Zelda is settling into being queen, and they all have their own set of stressors and joys and the three are still besties and it would be just so funny to see y'all. Like... Link takes his oath as a knight seriously, so he still assists Hyrule often, and just this scenario in my head came and--

Zelda, sighing: I hardly slept last night. I was up late researching the latest Zonai discoveries and almost forgot I had a meeting with the Rito delegation this morning. I'm so tired.

Link, hair a mess, on his third cup of coffee after dealing with one of his kids having a meltdown while the other kept everyone up crying all night, dealing with Mipha also trying to do royal duties, having just teleported over here via Sheikah towers: .....That sounds rough.

The Champions of The Past and Present

by the way, saying 'aros can still date' isn't an excuse to force them to date people. it just means aros are people with free will and can do what they want with their dating life

Y'know, when I was younger I never understood the whole "soulmate" trope. I was basically like, "If I had a soulmate? Too bad, I would kill or just friendzone them." I would gag at the thought of having a soulmate and so I never believed in them.

That was until I found out the term AroAce. It's certainly interesting how you can grow up like this.