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Monsterfucker and Proud of it!

@dragonsoul

| Permanently annoyed transfem | 18+ | Eldritch Horror | profile picture by @hiddenfaithy | Zero Fucks Given | I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm full of existential fear | Minors DNI |

You know something that really irks me? When you make a social misstep and everyone just assumes that you'll instantly identify it and learn from it. Not all of us have that kind of awareness, self or otherwise! I am infinitely willing to learn from my own mistakes, and completely incapable of recognizing when I make them.

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If tumblr dies I might make a bluesky with a link to an ask platform or open the inbox or something. Dragonfucking must go on.

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[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

much like the way "Gary" owes much of its popularity to actor Gary Cooper, born Frank James Cooper, who took the name on the advice of his agent who got it from the town of Gary, Indiana, which was named after American industrialist Elbert Henry Gary, who also gave his named to Gary, West Virginia.

In the 1700s, writer James McPherson discovered a work of ancient Scottish epic poetry by a bard named Ossian. Ossian's work became incredibly popular across Europe; he was hailed as an equal to Homer. In particular, Napoleon was major admirer of Ossian's, and named his godson Oscar after a character from the poem. This Oscar eventually became King Oscar I of Sweden, which popularized the name Oscar overnight. It remains a common name to this day in many countries, despite the fact that it is now broadly known Ossian was a hoax and that James McPherson wrote the supposed ancient epics himself.

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Madoka is the best magical girl anime bc 3/5 of the main characters have the same superpower, which is Shooting People

i think im funny

what's funnier: House being in Transformers for no reason or Transformers being in House for no reason (everyone just goes on with their day like everything is normal btw)

I think House would really appreciate the opportunity to ride in a monster truck that can also prescribe Vicodin

This idea wins holy crap

You might think your anime opening is cool, but is it “seamlessly put a ‘previously on…’ segment in the MIDDLE of the opening and have it kick ass every time” cool?

bet your ass he is

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