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thank u krash

your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

i cant quit tumblr because i get good life advice from other maladjusted adults on here

“Darling, darling. I live in you, and you would die for me. I love you so.”

carmilla (stone) lithograph | prints here

90s/y2k Klutz books (pt 2)

George R.R. Martin will announce the revival of pleistocene megafauna before Winds of Winter

Yeah, it's actually impossible to de-extinct an animal without just making a gene-editing chimera of some near relative. Even in the fiction of Jurassic Park, those dinosaurs were some recovered DNA injected into a frog/bird chimera.

In the same way, Winds of Winter will be left over Dance with Dragon chapters and scavenger files spliced into chapters by a ghost writer hired by the ghoulish corporation, Bantam

From our first tournament!

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

my ass???? tonished

lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

The Dungeons & Dragons paladin is objectively the funniest class because at first glance it seems like an artefact of an earlier age of the fantasy genre for which contemporary inspirations are thin on the ground, but then you dig into its thematic core and realise there are contemporary popular media characters who almost perfectly fit the mould, but like 80% of them are deeply unwell teenage lesbians.

Like, oh, you're running Oath of Devotion? So is this like an Adora Princessesofpower thing, or are you shooting more for Gideon Nav?

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

learning new things about the german rail system today

dead dove do not eat in practice

AND ANOTHER THING!!!!!! the pitt is obviously spending a great deal of time trying to patiently explain things to the audience like look! patients with autism or people of color or who are overweight are highly neglected in quality of care! look! doctors and nurses are dealing with constant ptsd due to covid! look! doctors and nurses in the emergency room face possibility of intense harm! look! this highly respected man who obviously isn’t a misogynist can still favor a young man over the women the young man might hurt and when he’s faced with a woman telling him that he’s wrong he has to examine why he feels that way. why shouldn’t they also say that addiction doesn’t make you a bad person because look! this doctor who’s highly regarded by his mentor and is skilled at his job can become addicted to prescription pills! because that’s something that actually happens and should be highlighted

it's giving princess celestia

i keep looking and finding more amazing details shadowheart's owlbear slippers might be my fav but Wyll's evidently sleeping with a sword is also really good THE BLADE IS ALWAYS READY

I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna take a shower.

The water will not harm me.

I will not start playing Victoria III at 3 AM. I will wait until it's properly tomorrow and I have slept.