CORY BOOKER BROKE THE RECORD
This is not right or left,
it is right or wrong.
This is not a partisan moment,
it is a moral moment.
Where do you stand?
~ Senator Cory Booker
happy april fools. please take this egg
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youve been fooledβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦by the april fools beeperβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦..it was a fully grown bird the entire timeβ¦..no eggβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
I just queued this for a year
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πΊπΈrecall of egg beaters and bob evans better n eggs due to contamination with cleaning solution containing bleachπΊπΈ
WASHINGTON, March 28, 2025Β βΒ Cargill Kitchen Solutions, a Lake Odessa, Michigan establishment, is recalling approximately 212,268 pounds ofΒ liquid egg products that may contain a cleaning solution with sodium hypochlorite, the U.S. Department of Agricultureβs Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) announced today. The liquid egg items were produced on March 12 and 13, 2025. The following products are subject to recall: -32-oz. (2-lb.) carton containing βegg beaters ORIGINAL LIQUID EGG SUBSTITUTEβ and USE BY AUG 10 2025. -32-oz. (2-lb.) carton containing βegg beaters CAGE-FREE ORIGINAL LIQUID EGG SUBSTITUTEβ and USE BY AUG 09 2025. -32-oz. (2-lb.) carton containing βegg beaters CAGE-FREE ORIGINAL FROZEN EGG SUBSTITUTEβ and βegg beaters NO ENJAULADAS ORIGINAL SUSTITUTO DE HUEVO CONGELADOβ and USE BY MAR 07 2026. -32-oz. (2-lb.) carton containing βBob Evans Betterβn Eggs Made with Real Egg Whitesβ and USE BY AUG 10 2025.
The products subject to recall bear establishment number βG1804β ink-jetted on the carton. These items were shipped to distributor locations in Ohio and Texas and for foodservice use in Arizona, California, Colorado, Florida, Illinois and Iowa. There is a possibility that the products were distributed nationwide.Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
some emphasis mine.
sodium hypochlorite is a type of bleach.
so once again we have a recall where the company responsible does not actually know all of where its products wound up. which is bad, because bleach is in them. the list of affected states is not comprehensive.
if you use these products in these sizes at all, anywhere in the US, check your cartons.
The problem was discovered when FSIS received a tip about the potential contamination of these products. After conducting an investigation and thorough assessment of the contents of the cleaning solution, FSIS scientists concluded that use of this product should not cause adverse health consequences, or the risk is negligible, resulting in a Class III recall. Although FSIS does not expect any adverse health effects for Class III recalled products and there have been no confirmed reports of adverse reactions due to consumption of these products, anyone concerned about an illness should contact a healthcare provider.
FSIS is concerned that some product may be in consumersβ or foodservice refrigerators or freezers. Consumers who have purchased these products are urged not to consume them and foodservice locations are urged not to serve them. These products should be thrown away or returned to the place of purchase.
some emphasis mine.
the manufacturer did not catch their own contamination. someone sent a tip to the FSIS, who investigated and found that yes, this shit is contaminated with a cleaning solution that contains bleach.
although you probably do not want to eat these on purpose, the FSIS insists that the contaminated products are probably not going to cause major health issues, and none had been reported when the recall was announced. but it is worth pointing out that a lot of these products went to foodservice, and most people making or ordering an omelette do not think they are about to eat fucking bleach.
if you got sick after ordering an egg dish, reach out to appropriate foodservice staff and ask if they use these products.
if you think eating the contaminated products may have hurt you, talk to your doctor.
more information about this recall, including who to contact about problems, questions, or safety concerns can be found through the FSIS link.
Are you an American? Do you love our nation's national parks, our libraries, affordable health care, and essential checks and balances? DO YOU NOT WANT TO GO TO WAR WITH CANADA?
Fuck, are you just a European and you're highly emotionally invested in what's going on?
Well good news, help spread the news. Special elections April 1st and this is going to help break down the narrow majority Republicans hold on Congress.
Florida has two congressional seats up for election April 1st, and Wisconsin has a highly televised race for their supreme court Court that Elon Musk has invested millions into.
If you're Floridian, check to see if you're eligible to vote in either of the elections listed here.
If you're a Wisconsinite, for some ungodly reasons about half of your election information is buried in Google and hidden amongst government websites but, find your polling place now.
*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does
historical fiction is such a funny genre like dammit i spoiled the ending of les mis for myself by reading the wikipedia page for the paris uprising of 1832
and yet itβs such a tragic genre for this same reason. like you want to believe that they can make it! you want to believe they can take the future in their hands and make it whatever they dream it could be. but what happens to them was always there, set down in the ledger of the wikipedia page for the paris uprising of 1832
When is it my turn
The good feeling when a little cat rests their head against you like youβre a pillow is actually pretty significant
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