I’m gonna get a dakimakura of a dakimakura

Hm

@ faradaycockcage

Further evidence

In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog

not "he" as in "he/him" but "he" as in "hedgehog"

minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks

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made a vid

kill everyoneeeee g/t save me

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

To anyone who follows me, I don't care about nor trust Colossal Biosciences anymore (The people behind the "Wooly Mice"). They have proven themselves to be headline-chasing grifters after this latest stunt. They are claiming to have de-extincted *Aenocyon dirus*, aka the Dire Wolf, by editing just 20 genes from the the DNA of a Grey Wolf (*Canis lupus*) to make this thing:

If it wasn't clear from their scientific names, Grey Wolves and Dire Wolves aren't remotely related to one another aside from being Canids, despite what pop culture like Game of Thrones would have you believe. If they did look like each other, it would have had to be via convergent evolution, as they only shared a common ancestor over 5 million years ago.

This distinction, however, isn't found in the publicized articles about this so-called resurrected Dire Wolf and makes their claim that they brought the Dire Wolf back by simply editing *20* genes from the genome of a Grey Wolf laughable. A Dire Wolf would have shared more in common genetically with a Maned Wolf (*Chrysocyon brachyurus*) or Bush Dog (*Speothos venaticus*) than it would with a Grey Wolf.

Bottom line, don't fall for whatever this company is trying to tell you. If the Dire Wolf were to be brought back, it wouldn't be via something like this, and certainly wouldn't *look* like this. If you want an idea as to how a real Dire Wolf would look like in life, here is some fantastic paleoart by artist Mauricio Antón:

Addendum: I seem to have partially miscalculated Dire Wolf genetics. They were not closer to Maned Wolves or Bush Dogs, but they were still not closely related to Grey Wolves. They were basal members of Canini, related to canids like Jackals (genus Lupulella) but distinct from them. I am sorry for this misinformation in my attempt to correct other misinformation. My main point, however, is still correct.

Yeah, I saw this and my immediate thought was "these people don't know what they're doing". My second thought was, "these people know what they're doing is a scam". Either way, I've always been very suspicious of Colossal's, well, colossal claims, and now it's clear they're full of shit

Horsy

"Omg Tumblr layoffs" "omg let's move to Bluesky!" do you think that I, An Old, would ever willingly jump ship to Twitter 2.0?

No. You are like little babies. Youhave forgotten the old ways.

Behold!

Sure except problem:

Only Americans are allowed I guess. Doesn't accept postal codes for Canada.

I googled "pizza hut Nebraska" and plugged in the first ZIP code that came up.

Become ungovernable.

Holy FUCK

Self care actually works, I'm sitting here with my hair actually washed for the first time in months with a charcoal mask, my Mario pants, and transformers playing.

I am making no actual progress but man do I feel energized

"man I'm feeling really down"

The mental manifestations of my OC and my f/o (unrelated) ready to shove me into the shower:

ilowkey need to talk about my ocs for survival

This is your free pass to say whatever the fuck you want about anyone

The Quintete, Beaumont and Maverick, someone you have talked about in a while. GO NUTS

ITS NOT THAT IM EMBARRASSED I JUST DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT TO TALK ABOUT 💔 uhhhh

Beau has individually named and is able to differentiate every member of his herd

He technically owns winter clothes just in case but never wears them because he can usually get by with just a t shirt

He's very proud of his horns and puts effort into maintaining them

and he gets sooo soft about small things. loves small things. and does not try to hide this at all. despite having chronic RBF and looking like God's Perfect Killing Machine he's not really the "mean and gruff (with a Secret heart of gold)" type, he only deliberately tries to intimidate people he thinks deserve it

Mav has a collection of 4 dead lizards, 8 dead beetles and 1 mouse

he needs physical touch or he'll shrivel up and die but nobody wants to hold him (Yet

his second greatest ambition in life, decided after becoming a cowhand, is to find a way to never have a single responsibility again

he believes in functionality and comfort over looks but does like to be fashionable and appreciates compliments on his appearance

and he is so so sad and so so scared always but most people think of him a brave and determined man because he tries to make sure nobody knows he is truly a Sensitive Boy with Feelings beyond having resting concerned face all the time

.... I am going to tear these two to shreds I love them so much

Injecting all for this into my veins

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

Me, literally a performing arts teacher who teaches them how to be confident and loud: guys wait I’m really shy 🥺 guys be niceys to me 🥺 I’m just a little guy 🥺

My students???? Every time????: woah guys shutup she’s literally shy

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?

Okay hear me out. What if Megatron was good and Optimus was evil, but not in like a Shattered Glass way.

Optimus has been fighting Megatron for so long that he breaks, and soon he becomes a Decepticon. Megatron realizes that Optimus is now evil. He realizes what the hell he has done. So now, Megatron becomes an Autobot.

The other Decepticons and Autobots don't change factions, they just change leaders.

Optimus starts to rule with an iron fist, treating the other Decepticons with not even a cinch of humanity. He's tired of the Autobots. Now, he's here to use his soldiers only for his own agenda(s). This becomes worse day by day. He has no compassion left by the end. He couldn't care any less about anyone.

Megatron shows tough love. Sure, he's harsh at first, but only because he's unlearning to do what he has always done. He rules with benevolence and tries to set any Decepticon in course of good. Megatron was evil once, but now he's an Autobot. He believes any bot can be set course for good.

Except Optimus. Optimus was the most benevolent bot to ever exist. He used to be the leader of the Autobots, after all. However, when someone like him becomes what he is now, could he ever change?

I dunno, stupid idea I've been on for a while, lmao.