i want to look like a boy who looks like a girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl

that I had in February of last year

cock and ball therapy

cognitive behavioral torture

Haunted Griffin McElroy statue for only $40

a trio of witches and their familiars

I love how each are representing all three colours for their hair dress and fox. Like love it so much.

Se fue disfrazada del costurero de su mamá

I have ADHD and INTERNET ACCESS why would I fuckin REMEMBER things

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.

*boy looking at coin* ees.. nanarro..

[drops coin] HOh

[coin rolls into gutter]

AAAAAAAHHGH

Bro, We Are Mutuals . Its Ok To Message Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . … Bro, We Are Exchanging Discords Now . . No Dont Stop Keysmashing Bro .. Bro

i have great personal news:

✨✨✨IM FREE BITCH, REBAGEL FOR GREAT LUCK ✨✨✨

May everyone else be freed from that evil!

This is major! Congrats!

Congrats

I’m still dodging this hoe.

me, tentatively, afraid to get my hopes up

Super nice weevil! (x x)

Que clase de Come Mierda 😂

How the hell do you accidentally kill 30 farmers

This is anti Hispanic