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my name is fel but you can also call me orchid. i use he/him pronouns and masculine words (but i don't mind they/them from strangers). i am 20 years old so don't be fucking weird, i would also rather you don't follow me if you are under 16. i also have twitter and instagram + art sideblog if you followed me for art
Are Dan and Phil old enough to be your parents? (I would say yes if they are 16+ years older than you are)
hiii anon
for reference phil is 38 (1987) and dan 33 almost 34 (1991)
yes phil is but dan isnβt!
DAY 15
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
[Image description: a screencap from Spongebob Squarepants of Mr Krabs ringing a bell, whilst looking deranged and tired in front of a background with an ocean and an island with a palm tree on the left. /end image description]
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
@holyknuckled like that?
oh? my god???
yeah, Exactly like that
crisp glass of water moodboard
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said βopen your mouthβ
And I did
He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue
But I fully heard βopen your mouthβ & thought βwow this stranger is going to spit in my mouthβ
And then, naturally, I thought βwell letβs see where heβs going with thisβ
the devil couldn't reach me so instead he made sure I have a hard time expressing my emotions and thoughts
Doodle idea: Kirk and Lars cuddling with Kirk lying on his back and Lars curled up against him with his head on Kirk's chest or in the crook of his arm
I think that would be cute ^^
Btw I really enjoy your art <3
not exactly what anon suggested but it reminded me of this doodle i did a couple months ago so i colored it in !! ^__^
this shit goes so hard #yep #listening to music
"never kill yourself" is perhaps my favourite meme these days. there will always be joy in your future and you just need to stick it out to find it
