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allison | 24 | ashkenazi jew
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hey remember when the dyke march let go one of their organizers and publicly apologized bc she posted a public statement that specified that the dyke march should be a safe space for jewish dykes. remember when the dyke march considered that idea so offensive that they fucking apologized. i do.

this was the statement that they deleted and apologized and fired the person responsible for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is what was so fucking offensive. the most lukewarm pussy-ass admission that the largest massacre of jews since the holocaust was maybe possibly not great and that queer jews should maybe be allowed to exist in queer spaces.

yeah so they're doing this shit again this year anyway check out the shalom, dykes open letter and mailing list to see if they're holding any alternative events in your area

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watching love on the spectrum will have you thinking the world is a beautiful and wonderful place

asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you

my crack team of internet addled 16-24 year olds have been working day and night to invent a belief system that is near identical to that of the average white father in the 1950s. No its ok we are using words that are newer and also dumber.

lmao me and my sister both randomly started learning yiddish (a language no one in our family has ever spoken to our knowledge) at the exact same time without speaking about it

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