looks like we got ourselves a fart smella ova here

I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

out of the rain

have you heard of this spray that makes you see hair on your face that is otherwise invisible so you can shave it with a dull plastic razor that comes in a 20 pack which will be on this planet for hundreds of years??? buy. have you heard of this single use sheet masks that does nothing different than a normal mask and you have to wear it overnight (it will come off) and on flights (you look crazy)??? buy. have you heard of this camera that makes you see your greasy scalp (normal) and dead skin (also normal) up close so you can purchase a treatment for hundreds of dollars and/or exfoliating scrub containing particles that are going down your drain and straight into the sea???? buy. have you heard of this special plastic gadget that

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

idk sorry

I based this on a comic I saw on tumblr and obviously on the characters and setting of the "Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want To Be A Magical Girl" pilot animatic by Kiana Khansmith.

(For some reason YouTube links don’t get traction on tumblr, so let’s see if this works!)

Animated in Procreate Dreams.

HUH THIS IS SO PRETTY??? Beaaaaaauutiful animation oh my goddd. amazing work

It's happening

These kinds of things give me hope

“I have very little knowledge of gay people and things like that there, so when I came here, my eyes were opened,” he told the state Assembly’s Health, Aging and Long-Term Care Committee just after 9 p.m. “I was one of the critics that sat on the side and made the decision there was only two genders, so I got an education that was unbelievable. And I don’t know just exactly how to say this, but my perspective for people has changed. … I’d like to apologize for being here, and I learned a very lot about this group of people.”

After he spoke, several attendees applauded.

On April 8 we celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, and remember all the lives she destroyed.

Happy Margaret Thatcher Death Day to all who celebrate!

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

genuinely like. imagine being a lukeleia fan in 1983 and then going to see return of the jedi CONVINCED your ship was about to be #confirmed. i think about that so much. we in the modern era of fans have never been vibe checked like that. i’d lose my goddamned mind.

lukeleia fan on may 24, 1983, 11:55 pm if tumblr existed: lukeleia forever hanleia doesn’t even make SENSE he’s BASICALLY DEAD. hanleia people are just delusional. boutta go see my otp get confirmed and live happly ever after 🙏 can’t wait for the perfect ending to this perfect trilogy ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

lukeleia fan on may 25, 1983, 2:30 am if tumblr existed: 😧

i wanna suck you like a danimal