DystopianFool

where do you even get googly eyes this big

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!!

Snoah snama I'm an immortal snail

Woah mama I gotta run it's the snail

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Closest match: Phosphuga atrata genome assembly, chromosome: 6 Closest match: Black Carrion Beetle

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Woah mama it's a tastey beetle

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

WHAT THE FUCK

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year

Great, now I need to clean snorted water out of my keyboard.

Wow that’s good to know

This technique is so deadly, you can see the exact moment that his soul leaves his body

Yeltsa Kcir. omg

Happy April Fools

Okay, that was worth seeing four days late. :)

you can only reblog this today

Watch the whole thing

hear me out…

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

I can't help but feel like this is the living embodiment of the gender binary. Non-binary? No, it doesn't get any more binary than this.

Double binary

If you don't laugh at your own jokes are you even funny fr

This poll is asking about general walkability, not your personal habits– if there is a supermarket nearby but you do not or cannot personally walk there, vote according to what a hypothetical able-bodied person would be able to do.

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

definitely top 10 image. like every day we are given so many opportunities to use it. unreal mileage. timeless

this post is just about this person for a little while

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

"guys i just got this new" it’s an ad

"let me show you what i just bought from" it’s an ad

"how am i just now discovering" it’s an ad

"Guilty of one or two nutritional felonies."