Me: What a nice day to carry my many shiny trinkets and coins!

The avaricious crow:

ponytailtana

and baldtana…

bursts into tears

It's tough pretending to be normal

like we really hate to hear this - but power is in every human relationship. unless you are the exact same as your partner in age, class, race, ethnicity, religion, language, nationality, citizenship status, gender, sexual orientation, physical and mental ability, salary, education, etc, you have to negotiate the problems material power differentials pose to love, to treating others well. the response to this seems to have been to make certain points of difference - like age - load-bearing, in a way that erases others - class would be my example: far bigger a power disparity than, say, a ten year gap in age between adults is class and inheritable wealth, but you almost never see that acknowledged in the same way. and even if you were at parity in all those areas (gay twincest sweep??) there is still the emotional power that someone’s love and desire for you gives you over them. you can’t get rid of it. you cannot find the perfect relationship where it doesn’t exist by steadily winnowing down your “ethical” options via widening designations of “problematic relationships.” you have to confront the power you have over other people and think how you will wield it most lightly. sorry!

when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you

that mischief!!

Budapest tram smiling sweetly!!!

Stockholm tram looking at you sorrowfully :’(

Melbourne tram giving you a wary side-eye

Tymczasem Katowice

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

I am average american man I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk

this is a kgb spy being questioned by the police in 1985

Every character here has my time management skills guys PLEASE

Announcement: You have 5 minutes to do this or you all die :)

Characters: We have to hurry! (proceeds to have 4 minute long conversation)

Ace Attorney character solving the mystery: Hold it! The first bus arrives at 7:30am, but these timetables show that 15 years ago they ADDED an earlier bus for students... meaning you had PLENTY of time to watch Mr. Snuggles and Friends before school! You knew exactly what that prop would do, and you used it to KILL THE VICTIM!

Zero Escape character solving the mystery: If you use Decarte's rule of signs and a compass we can convert this set of dates into colors. By the way have you ever heard of the Russian sleep experiment?

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins