Bringer of Angst

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

Correction:

Brought to you by my migraine

@encryptidarchivist

SPINE WHY PAIN WHYYY

I might've organised this Devil's Sacrament, but you rocked up to it in full ceremonial garb

My school kept the summer sun hats in a communal box for everyone to use when they went out to play so every year everyone would get head lice like clockwork

Twice.

"I heard a Xturi refer to you as a 'Noagai'," Captain Jones said. "Is that a title?"

Her navigator, a Yuun, nodded. "Have you heard the saying 'For every problem, there's a Human that can solve it'?"

"No?"

"Well, how to find that Human?"

"Er..."

"They ask a Noagai."

"A... You know a guy?"

Spin this wheel to choose your race

Spin this wheel to choose your class

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

thanks for the warmup folks

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

This made me laugh cus it’s actually really accurate. Like one time he called me downstairs to see the ‘cutest thing ever’ and it was three slugs of varying sizes eating cat food and he said ‘they are a family!! Just like us!!’

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

Art

How. Interesting

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

This is a threat

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

what the people want, the people get

you see

my professor’s take is that mary shelley is feminizing victor throughout the novel, as a way of flipping gender roles and putting a male character through female experiences.

evidence as explained:

Also, Shelley’s mother died in childbirth. It’s interesting, then, that Shelley presents the creation of life as something horrific and damaging. She parallels Victor with her mother.

in conclusion, Frankenstein (1818) by Mary  Wollstonecraft Shelley is one of the first examples of mpreg in English literature 

I was reading this calmly and fascinated and then the fucking conclusion hit me with a flying duck

Like a fish to the face

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love