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Clockwork x Alfred

Alfred had never hidden his marriage from the young masters. Sure, he wore his ring on a chain around his neck, but he never made any move to hide it. He also never hid his own abilities in duplicating himself. How else would he be able to keep the manor clean?

Still, none of them had ever asked any questions. Now, he had to do the awkward business of telling them his husband and his husband’s adoptive children would be coming to stay for a short period of time.

He hoped the young masters wouldn’t bother the children too much. The poor children needed a rest.

This gets even funnier if Clockwork is Kronos and hes just chillin at the manor baking cookies when Diana comes over for something and she has that dissonace of her grandfather, this horror story, just.. baking cookies with Alfred.

Even worse smooching Alfred while baking coolie with him

I had a beautiful dream that the bat boys went camping with Clark and Clark at some point got turned into a huge bear, and they felt asleep around Clark because of his soft fur but Damian who didn't want to go on this excursion, had made a lot of things difficult for Clark before he was a bear, and now feels guilty. He had been scooped onto Clark,s fluffy body and watching his brothers be so at ease with Clark, ever as a bear, shocks him, and he falls asleep with pinpricks of guilt tears in his eyes.

Music stared, a violin and he started dreaming, and he found himself in Clark's dreams and saw how Clark sees him. A mystical, mysterious, pretty boy with scars all over his body and big glowing green eyes, no pupil, no sclera, just green orbs in a pretty face with a mole under his eyes and tan skin and not a blemishe on his face. He started telling him how the night sky had like 13 billion stars, and that was only what they could see with the naked eye. That space was so vast that there was actually no telling how many stars were out there, just estimates.

"There's a reason I know this. " He said as seamed to form in a glowing outline made of stardust with green orbs covered in delicate soft glowing lashes.

"I once dreamed of my funeral." He stated .

Rock metal music sounded as Clark misunderstood the confession as a fear of death.

"It must scare you to have such fears so young." He said solumly as the hevey metal disrupted the peaceful violins.

"You misunderstand me," He said as the violins returned, silencing the metal music, " it was peaceful. There were three boys hosting, a crowd half empty, all crying and grieving, but the boys were silent. Only one of the boys had his eyes open. The youngest of the group stayed that the runway his eyes closed, one gave my eulogy the eldest spoke bable but didn’t see that there was only hakf a crowd behind shut eyes, but I think he knew. And the finale stood by the raised coffin on the platform. They were ready to lower me into the ground when four people perked up to look at the sky. The eldest and youngest with shut eyes, the seeing middle child with the blind eyes, and me, or my corpse. An old shrivled man, that seemed to see me for a second as I looked into his eyes. I was boney, in a loin cloth, and had either a long scraguly beard or a goatee and had soft wise eyes, like Alfred's. They had pailed and blinded with age. Then he looked at where the other three were looking.

Stars billions of stars, and they seemed to be clustering together for some reason, the seeing blind middle, child seemed to try and start lowering me as all three panicked at the collecting stars, but they weren’t fast enough, and what seemed to be a shooting star aiming for the funeral swept down and took old man me up into the air with him. Like an arrow. He took me far away into the stars with a flash of white light.

It was him. I may have been old and gray, but he was still young, spry, and bright, even if we were the same age. A mirror, a brother. One taken from me long ago by my own guilty hands. I cried."

"That must have been hard ." The metal sounded.

" He was breath-taking." Damian said with tears in his eyes as voilins returned.

"He was smiling while I was crying. I sobbed from gilt as I held him, as he took me up into the stars. He just laughed like a bell and let me go to float into the star filled splendor of the void of space, and sofly he said to me, "From dust we come, to star dust I return you too."

"That must have been hard." The metal sympathized.

"It was beautiful." The violins revealed as tears flooded my eyes.

"My brother, Danyal, gave me a send-off as I returned to dust. He forgave me in that dream. In that moment, I was at peace."

And then I woke up...

I had seen a batman post on YouTube about how batman is off world for like a week on leaguer business and in that week red hood basically took over so effectively there was no crime for once in forever, and once batman came back he went to the iceberg lounge to confront jason who now owned the iceberg lounge. And that's where I stopped listening because I imagined batman storming up for a fight but at the last second before he busts in he pauses and thinks about what Jason's done.

No crime in who knows how long in Gothams history, his boy did that and yeah he doesn't like the method but it worked didn't it? So he calms himself with his thoughts and starts polting some mischief.

He busts in like he was intending to and a fight brakes out as he tryes to get to jason. Mason thinks he's mad, but is very smug about pissing off his old man, so he gets his guys to back off to let batman Growl out his peace to make fun of. Only to get scooped into a hug, batman hugs him and in a kinda wobbly voice like his about to cry (the wobble is actually from him trying to stop himself from laughing) he says, "My son Beat crime," a fake sniffle for effect, "just like his old man!" Batman has decided to treat this with extreme pride and starts full on helicopter parent brooding on him like "you didn't get hurt while I was out right? Oh I'm so proud of you son!" And for a moment Jason thinks this is Dick but now Nightwing just swung in probably to stop bruce. This is actually, The Batman, gushing and fawning over him lime a doting father.

"I may not like your methods but you did it chum you cleaned up Gotham, even if it's temporary or forever, you did it!"

Everyone is freaking out about Bruce, was he doused with something, was he possessed, is this actually bruce?! Somone trys to step in and gets the same cold bat but as soon as they leave again Bruce is back to doting. He tells agent A to make a big supper for celebrating Jason's achievement.

When they get back to the cave everyone does extensive tests on bruce, as batman has the same smug look he's had sence the beginning of his tomfoolery, eventually they gone nothing wrong and look to bruce for an answer and bruce just says, "I chose violence." With a shit eating grin.

Bruce(Brucie) fucking Wayne, did all that, just to embarrass his Jaylad.

DP x DC PROMPT

Waylon didn't plan this. He didn't plan to meet a kid in the sewers, and he certainly didn't plan on adopting the little tyke. Then again, the toddler kinda adopted him first. Danny was obviously a meta or something. No normal kid looked like a strange mix of fae and animal. Though the kid was happily calling himself a crocodile anytime someone asked what he was nowadays. It wasn't too long after Waylon adopted (Danny refused to leave and started calling him dad, so he gave up and accepted his fate) that another kid appeared. She was a spitfire, that was for sure, a little red-headed werewolf named Jazz. She was only a bit older than Danny, too.

Tucker is a meta (You decide the powers) and visits the family in the sewers with new random tech he makes. He was reborn in a nice (eh) part of gotham. His family chose to reincarnate with him, so they knew everything. They're just happy to enjoy trying things and jobs they didn't get to last life.

Sam is rich, again, much to her loathing. She's the daughter of a couple owning a company that is mostly focused on making things clean the earth (only reason she isn't seething), and also, she's a meta with control over plants. Her parents are infact ghosts that the group had befriended that happened to be planning on reincarnating anyway. They don't remember everything. Not everyone was allowed that, (ghost king Danny had privileges to ensure he didn't ignore infinite realms issues. Stupid Observants.) So Sam gets along swell with her new parents, and Tucker does as well.

Danny and Jazz end up being the reason Waylon gets an apartment. Its in crime ally, but hey, it's better than the sewers. (They still go down to the sewers. It's still their territory, their haunt. Plus, Uncle Grundy is there!) It makes it easier for Tucker to visit. (Tuck and his parents' visit for Thanksgiving and Christmas, Waylon has adult friends now, yay!).

Yada Yada, after a year or two passes, Danny gets summoned, and the Justice League is too late to stop it. Baby Danny is in ghost king regalia, confused, but before the Justice League can do anything, Jazz has already ripped open a portal (thanks wulf and cujo) and the heroes are facing a VERY angry werewolf pup and a PISSED Waylon Jones who's too busy picking his tired and disoriented ghost kid up and letting Jazz climb up his back while growling at the heroes to do anything else. Batman, in a rare sense of smartness, let's them leave without a word.

Batman may or may not be arguing with Jason about interrogating them, but eventually doesn't as a way to appease Jason and bc he knows the tired dad look waylon has.

I love Waylon getting absorbed into the Fenton family😊

He deserves to gave good family

crunch munch

Happy tenth anniversary to this comic. I just learned that it’s still being shared constantly on Tumblr. I don’t totally understand why people like it so much, but I like it too.

#comics #dailycomics #comicstrips #skulls #birds

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