new tag game: use predictive text to see why you are your theriotype/kintype. start with "i'm [x] because"

i'll go first

i'm a dog because i have to fight

I’m a dragon because of the moon

I’m a fox because I’m going insane

I’m an orca because I’m so scared of it all

I’m a water creature because of the internet

Why is my autocorrect turning into a poet all of a sudden 😭

The last one is lowkey real though because without the internet and social medias I probably would never have found out what otherkins are and figured out one of the reasons I feel so out of place around humans so…yay internet 🔥

I’m a dragon because I have a dragon and a dragon and a - you know, autofill, I think I see a pattern and I’m gonna stop you there buddy

I’m a na’vi because I don’t have a lot of money to buy a house

I - sure

I'm a satyr because I have a lot of money

(man I wish that was true)

I'm an obesk because I have a lot of work

I'm a god of nightmares because I have a lot of friends

I'm a void because I have to go to the store

I'm an undead girl because they are a little bit of a lot of people

I'm a cat because I don't know what to do

I'm a machine because I am a very good person

I am a creature because I am not a child

I'm a terror because I am a little bit of a dying fire

I'm a shape because I have a lot of people that are mostly just completely different people

I'm an angel because I have a great time with the Council

r/suddenlyultrakill

.fun fact the "i am not a child" one ended up being completely wrong because now i kin a character who is LITERALLY eternally a small child

You will be randomly assigned a NightWing name. Spin this wheel for your prefix (first part of your name) and then spin this wheel for your suffix (second part of your name).

(I got the name Marveladvisor... It's tolerable)

.IRONSCRYER??? GOES SO HARD?????

Warrior Cats Poll.

I made a little poll, here, to see which warrior cats villain (from each series) is the communities’ favorite. 

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

guys

Fuck it

@kiki-or-bouba

i was wondering when someone would @ me on this

listening to random gods for the first time in a while, 253460 dead 283959 injured

.ITS HEARTBREAKING TOO BHC IT HAS THE. THE RAIN WORLD LEITMOTIF CHORD PROGRESSUION. I HAVE A WHOLE PLAYLIST OF SONGS WITH THAT PROGRESSION BUT LATER ON I DECIDED ONLY THE EMOTIONAL ONES GOT TO BE IN THERE, SO RANDOM GODS IS ABSENT...

.jaga am i the only one who thought "place for wings..." when i saw the open back of the dress plz tell me im not the only one

'netizen' cutest word for internet user. It's the net and we're living here together ....

i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

previous tags and their very valid point:

[#no no this is totally doable #you just have to make sure she stays grizzled #and has the same like #awkward none of this comes naturally thing #where it goes bad is if shes Suddenly A Warm And Immediately Nurturing Fixed Human #instead of a collection of busted parts going #ah fuck i guess im all you have #so i guess I do my best]

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

Yeah, it really be like tha- MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKER

a selkie falls in love with a sailor. instead of stealing her sealskin (bc no wtf), he takes a job on a whaling ship so that she can keep living her best life in the arctic and just hang out with him when it suits

#tired of this social pressure where selkies are expected to surrender their sealhood and live on land and raise human kids #what about a selkie who can have both a marriage AND a job (being a seal) huh??? #they both spend their days working (catching fish) and evenings chilling out #she comes to visit him in his cozy little cabin #yeah his co-workers sometimes wonder why there's a goddamn live SEAL sleeping in his berth #but it seems polite and well-trained and only ever bit anyone that one time so whatever it's fine #anyways i love the potential of a human/selkie couple imagine the conversations they could have #they argue about whether or not mermaids are real (the selkie doubts it but the sailor is superstitious) #and whether or not they should attempt to have a threesome with a mermaid if the opportunity presents itself #(she's dtf but he's worried it will lead to Curses and Shipwrecks)

long exposure picture of a plane taking off

short exposure picture of a very fast plane taking off

hours-long exposure of a plane ambling skyward at a gentle trot

PS5 looks like something a fairy should ride into battle and Minion looks like she emerged from some kind of bog

you see

Happy birthday trans people!!!!!! ✨💞🥰💙🫶🌟💕🦎🏳️‍⚧️💞the world is better with you in it ❤️

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Did not mean to add the lizard 😐

Ok happy birthday trans people x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉✨🎈🎉💕✨🫶🏳️‍⚧️💙🤍💖🎉✨🌟And also this lizard!!!!🦎🏳️‍⚧️💕🎉

#trans day of visibility #<- yesterday

trans yesterday of visibility

yestertrans day of visibility

Trans visibility has gotten scarier for years now, and the trans people celebrating today are extraordinary. I love every single one of my trans siblings, including the ones who don't want to be visible today or can't be. Stay safe, and don't let them take your pride away from you.