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sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

the complement of what abolishing the family can do for children is what it can do for the elderly, by the way. when the family is the unit of resource and care allocation, what happens to the elderly with no family? who cares for them? what about parents whose children are unable to take care of them? what happens to the older generations if they don't have the class position and familial wealth to get their own care as they age? who protects them if they have a family that wants to exploit them? can you imagine the anxiety of having to account for any of this in the later years of your life? no need to imagine it—you can just talk to someone going thru this right now. I truly hope that won't be you in 20, 30, 40, 50 years.

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

once again thinking about the time I was On Here talking about the importance of intergenerational queer friendship and specifically how positively my life has been shaped by befriending and being mentored by a man 15 years my senior while I was in college, only for someone on here to have the audacity to tell me that mentorship wasn't real and I was just being groomed

and honestly the thing about it that's TRULY baffling to me isn't someone asserting that a complete strangers is a sex criminal of sometimes, because that's just bread and butter on here, but the very confident statement that mentorship??? isnt real???

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

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Wildlife biologists are there to keep the balance in check. And sometimes that means they need to tip the scales with violence.

the prom queen, 1991 by Nancy Andrews

For anyone curious, here is the background information of this photo from Nancy Andrews' book Family: a Portrait of Gay and Lesbian America (1994)

a pitbull and a borzoi

he took her spot....

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside