loverboy el

just wanna let you guys know whats been going on on twitter

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song

no because the first time he was doing just fine but the second time he was doing JUST fine

I feel like we need a massive public education campaign to inform people that "natural" and "healthy" are two completely different words with separate meanings

bawling my eyes out over these mugs

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

this feels derivative of a beany tuesday comic but i felt it was the best way to convey this phenomenon

missed connections are so sad and romantic...

I had a dream where I uncovered that jd vance killed jonbenet ramsey

want this rumor to start

Trump: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FRIEND'S BUSINESS! BOYCOTTING IS ILLEGAL! I WILL MAKE YOU BUY HIS STUFF!

Me, gazing into Boston Harbor with a tear in my eye: that's what they said about the British East India Company my dude

Rock on

Official Post of Massachusetts

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

ITS NOT A PHOTO????????

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.