Post-nut Fugue State.

"why are so many trans women funny" well if you're growing up confined to the social role of "boy" but you cannot perform masculinity effectively and you don't feel attractive or confident no matter how anybody else may perceive you, your best and possibly only social tool left is humor. also god loves us more than you

which is also why when you meet a trans girl who got funny before she realized she could ever be hot, and then got hot, she tends to have a social vibe like rock lee just took the fuckin weights off

*touches post gently* here it is... my last banger...

wait actually the fact that this was my last big post before they nuked me is genuinely hilarious

awow. awow. awow. bup bup bup bup bup

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

pinned forever in my heart

the context makes it even better

Some useful chaperone info! I genuinely had no idea it's basically a sideways hood haha. Now its' structure finally makes sense.

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

If you're expecting your employee to fix a mistake that's costing you millions, then they deserve a very significant cut of it.

If they were being fair, they'd ask for half, which would be $9 million. But they didn't even ask for that. They asked for a raise, which would probably be a few thousand a year. And you couldn't even give them that.

new kink rating scale

maybe just put “eww” near the bottom of the scale and it’ll be perfecto

you understand nothing.