^^^ oh my gawd Look at that lixard

How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

not enough

millions of penguins probably have

This is so true and such a good point

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

throwing it back woeful style

christmas isnt about the presents, and it isnt about christ or whatever. its about drawing deer furries in bondage harnesses that have jingle bells all over them. thats what it;s about

i watched this episode tonight and was so enamored with this dance animation i had to go back and gif it

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

Jurassic Park reboot where they're tamed by the weird emo girl because she knows rawr is dinosaur for I love you.

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

i’m getting emails that i don’t like

Had a dream that I drew this dragon and felt disappointed when I woke up that it wasn't real so I drew it all over again.

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

sorry i can't hang later i have to swallow my own spit wrongly on accident and choke for a while

just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

Kirby is a star!!!