I'll elf your mother!

cowboy crow

sequel to my cowboy alistair had to be zev lol

prints here!

Me, fourteen and making OCs: okay she can’t be a Mary Sue! I can’t make her too cool or everyone will think she’s unbelievable and hate her :((

Me, thirty-two and making OCs: Every person I think is hot in this video game is into this OC and also she gets to be a Special Princess. I’ll commission a propaganda portrait of her as an imperial saint.

ungrounding techniques. what do you not see. what don't you hear. close your eyes and imagine something really scary in front of you. spin around until you are dizzy then scroll on your phone for 3 hours straight.

Now that we know it is almost certainly happening, how do you feel about the TESIV Oblivion: Remastered?

can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

she’s right

i wish everyone incapable of using anything but he/him pronouns for hawke—not as a personal interpretation of the individual's character but as a generalization of the protagonist as a concept—goes to hell no matter what

is it truly not enough that bioware does this do we have to as well. do we.

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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HAILEE STEINFELD as MARY in SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

everything looks like a nail when you've got a hammer and every song is actually about the character when they're on your mind 24/7