Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location
Woah mama they downgraded me from orb to magical box
Meow mama can the box be opened? It sounds comfy
Woah cat papa sadly its cubular and has no lid
Theyโre keeping me here while i write my next song on a tiny piano
Meow mama sorry a box you canโt leave sucks
Woah cat papa is does suck. Im currently planning a devious escape utilising a nail file and hard candy pickaxe athankyouverymuch
Meow mama I wish you luck and offer my services as a get away kitty hummeowna hummeowna hummeowna
Meow Mama That's a lot of Elvii
Meow mama and we multiply daily :3
(THIS IS GONNA BE SICK!! -Catboy Elvis Mod)
After seeing this comment set I couldn't ignore it. I had to do something โกโกโก
Meow Mama The elvisverse has taken over
Meow mama that kicks ass
Meow Mama Am I being haunted by a poetic ghost? @haiku-presley-ghost???? Did @haiku-presley-elvis die!?!?! @elvis-resercher-official do you have any info!?!?!?!?!?
Yo fella, Elvis Exterminator shot Haiku, Exterminator shall get the Mavis Special
(Mod here, as Mavis says Exterminator has shot Haiku, Mavis and Emo Elvis are both mourning and willing to give them their specials when Exterminator appears again. Mavis is heating herself up with the energy from the nuclear bomb she ate to melt Exterminator's gun.)
Meow Mama oh no
Meow mama Iโm not sure thatโs how exterminators work
Did Elvis ever actually fucking say "woah mama" or are you just thinking of Johnny Bravo
Woah mama, I donโt know about that but Elvis certainly can crack a tune no matter what form heโs rockinโ!
Woah woa woah woa woa woa huh hum hum hum woooooahhhhhhh
Thank you
Thankyouverymuch
why the fuck are there so many Elvis accounts someone should do something
You rang?
Yo fella this is like Elvis Eater, you cannot kill us in a way that matters uh huh
woah mama we're eternal
Hide in the desert! I'll protect you!
you will not trick me again
Meow mama you can join Nixon in the list of being that failed to kill me :3
whos nixon
Meow mama some guy with a grudge and poor comprehension skills hummeowna hummeowna hummeowna
Did Elvis ever actually fucking say "woah mama" or are you just thinking of Johnny Bravo
Woah mama, I donโt know about that but Elvis certainly can crack a tune no matter what form heโs rockinโ!
Woah woa woah woa woa woa huh hum hum hum woooooahhhhhhh
Thank you
Thankyouverymuch
why the fuck are there so many Elvis accounts someone should do something
You rang?
Yo fella this is like Elvis Eater, you cannot kill us in a way that matters uh huh
woah mama we're eternal
Hide in the desert! I'll protect you!
you will not trick me again
Meow mama you can join Nixon in the list of being that failed to kill me :3
Meow mama, itโs another cat Elvis
Mod color is blue, Catboy Elvis is plain text
Meow mama my twin sister is @catgirl-presley and we were adopted by @gay-elvis and @emo-presley :3
Go look at my friend @0hriceโs art :3
Send me asks :3
The concept of this blog was heavily inspired by @catgirl-presley
Meow mama another kitty cat
If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.
If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.
You can figure out the math from there
Some frogs for your efforts
Bigger
Gonna have to reach 1,000 for the next frog friendo
We're not gonna reach 10,000 at this rate
219 until next frog
more. frogs. now
122 until next frog
The mighty building frog could scream out at any second, ending the lives of millions.
Reach 10k for next frog
If we reach 100 million notes (which we won't), I'll reveal who I'm the alt account of.
Shame, we won't even reach 10k it seems.
Next frog shall remain a mystery.
NOOOOO I AWAIT FROGAGEDDON
Unless this post gets crazy popular again, whether by another blaze or getting noticed by the Tumblr gods, your Frogageddon shalt not pass and my hands shall remain away from the art table
Big frog lurks in the oceans
Reach 100k for next frog.
@walmart-the-official use your powers for good!
@walmart-the-official have you seen this one?
it has cute frogs
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