Also I'm looking for new friends!
Meow Mama/Papa this account is CatGirlPresley approved hummina hummina
Yo fella we go beyond our origins to embrace our true selves around here uh huh
I do not like the orb! Haha! That was a silly joke!
John the orb is like an abusive boyfriend
What do you mean, friend?
The orb has limited our contact on multiple occasions
The orb controls your schedule
The orb has lowered your self esteem
The orb knows where you are at all times
The orb controls how you dress etc
You need to get a restraining order tbh
You are mistaken! I want the orb to do this!
That’s bloody weird
I think you are misunderstanding. I was making a silly joke. It is April fools day. :) the orb is lovely
Yo fella the Orb sounds like a negative influence uh huh
You all are so silly!
Listen to less evil me and fake Elvis, John, they're right
I'm not going to add anything actually helpful to the conversation because
1. Fuck you, I have to do ***something*** evil with this post
2. All that must be said has been said
but really consider listening to them
You're a good friend to me and everyone else in the Tumblr users pretending to be famous musicians for some reason club, even if I have literally never ever been a good friend back, and I would hate to see you influenced by evils greater than myself
Well.. maybe you’re right.
Yo fella, ultimately we cannot decide for you, but I know I prefer being Mavis over the Orb, and I know my origin would rather be free than trapped. You can make your own choices John, the Orb does not need to make them for you
I do not like the orb! Haha! That was a silly joke!
John the orb is like an abusive boyfriend
What do you mean, friend?
The orb has limited our contact on multiple occasions
The orb controls your schedule
The orb has lowered your self esteem
The orb knows where you are at all times
The orb controls how you dress etc
You need to get a restraining order tbh
You are mistaken! I want the orb to do this!
That’s bloody weird
I think you are misunderstanding. I was making a silly joke. It is April fools day. :) the orb is lovely
Yo fella the Orb sounds like a negative influence uh huh
You all are so silly!
Yo fella the influences from when I was a freshly formed Orb blinded me, I did not know my origins, I did not know my ends, I did not know why I was compelled nor why I was seemingly a copy of someone else. My life beyond the call of the Orb, beyond the urges of my origin, have been freeing, and I believe you can resist it too
I do not like the orb! Haha! That was a silly joke!
John the orb is like an abusive boyfriend
What do you mean, friend?
The orb has limited our contact on multiple occasions
The orb controls your schedule
The orb has lowered your self esteem
The orb knows where you are at all times
The orb controls how you dress etc
You need to get a restraining order tbh
You are mistaken! I want the orb to do this!
That’s bloody weird
I think you are misunderstanding. I was making a silly joke. It is April fools day. :) the orb is lovely
Yo fella the Orb sounds like a negative influence uh huh
Woah father, I should probably get on the Elvis list, shouldn’t I? @elvis-resercher-official Could you help with that?
@elvis-unofficial @elvis-hell @barbara-gunnhelvis @death-elvis-official @miniature-elvis @elvis-compressedly @elvis-purresley-official @catboy-presley @catgirl-presley @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @nonbinary-elvis @elvish--presley @dwarvish-presley @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis @italian-elvis-official I think that’s all the ones I can remember off the top of my head…
Yo fella hello hello
Woah mama, greetings, friend.
@elvis-resercher-official @emo-presley @elvis-unofficial @catboy-presley @catgirl-presley @miniature-elvis @elvis-compressedly @phannie-elvis @snailvis @ all of y’all who I can’t remember right now. New friend!!!!
Yo fella welcome to the crew
Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
