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he wars on my hammer til i 40k

Have you grabbed your 'guini today?

(Source) Purity seal cookies!! :D

Has there ever been a better glow up than the Warhammer 40k Demon Primark figures?

Fulgrim, circa 1992 and 2024 repectively.

Angron, 1992 and 2022

Magnus the red (I guess he was called that for his red hair originally.) 1992 and 2014.

Mortarion 1992 and 2017

my darling magic man, magnus

or as my friend calls him autism jesus

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edit: if this becomes my most liked post i will draw him naked

A half-Wulfen Space Wolf from the lost 13th Great Company. Always was a fan of their mix of loyalist and traitor gear.

She picked up the Hotshot Laspistol during the fall of Cadia, while her knife is an appropriately worn down Crusade era original.

the great thing about warhammer forty kay is that everyone is terrible so u can just roll around in the muck without stressing about the moral implications of your fanfiction or whatever. is gorefiend the cannibal more morally justified than captain orphanskinner? is it problematic to ship them with each other? who cares, they all deserve a kick in the nuts. get down in the muck, crack open a cold one, and watch these two jackasses try to kill each other with increasingly larger and sillier weapons

When you wanna see Gorefiend and Orphanskinner fuck nasty, but the chuds keep repeating "HERESY!!!" and "Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer" when you post art of Gorefiend and Orphanskinner flirting with each other on other sites, so you end up downloading Tumblr and brainrot to 3 mfs from there that you will ride to battle for.

As if Gorefiend didn't spend a full paragraph describing Orphanskinner's abs before he ambushed him in the bath with the gun that shot exploding clown dolls. People don't appreciate what Gorefiend and Orphanskinner have :'(

Yes, Orphanskinner is bazillion years old and his abs look amazing. Yes, Gorefiend is one hundred and fifty. Age gap? Never heard about her.

Look, the only people with abs that perfect are the Emperor's Children and they're all 10000 years old. And given how often Gorefiend thinks about his mentor Puppykicker, or how he practically swoons every time Chapter Master Murderface talks, I'm pretty sure he's into DILFs.

Being into DILFs is probably a charactertrait of 90% of all 40k characters. After all, their dad (by indoctrination) is Primarch Genocidus the Terrible who went missing when slaughtering the planet of Innocentia.

This is Black Library, Orphanskinner and Gorefiend would never make out, they're too busy thinking about how similar yet different they are from each other, swearing eternal vengeance against each other, and describing each other's musculature in extensive, suspicious detail. While throwing water balloons full of acid at each other.

(there's so many sloppy makeouts in the fics on AO3, just sloppy makeouts all the way down)

a hanged man, reversed Kadus, Shrike and Shrike's ✨chosen✨ chaplain - Cordae ( not me saying, the book saying) \innocently\ so what did you choose a chaplain for, Kayvaan?

warhamber

pace mrines

Imperium Secundus (2/3)

you gotta give your loyalist marines their ideological immunity shots every year. their thought-terminating cliches need to be strengthened, their immunity to new thoughts kept fresh. or they might start thinking stuff like "being in a warband would be kinda cool actually" or "i want to slam my battle brother up against the wall in a non- God Emperor fearing way" and then it's only a matter of Time. before they are wearing the Warmaster's thong

I was asked to draw a little Konrad Curze.

Narcissus

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