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Hey! It's really great to finally talk to you. BIG fan. Always dreamed of carrying a small version of you around in a tiny birdcage or on my shoulder or in the palm of my hands and dressing you in small dolls clothes & trying to cook small, but still recognizable, meals like sandwiches & stuff ever since we passed each other on the street in Bloomington, Indiana on July 2nd 2011
and I would not even let my cat eat or play with you and I would have to plug the sink hole to make a small bath for you and
Oh! I'm sorry. Your total was $10.16
going for a ride with mama
collecting posts of this type
literally my favourite genre of post
On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.
This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.
Wildlife need their habitat. If the ESA redefines harm so that habitat is no longer protected, the implications for wildlife would be catastrophic.
GET EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don't think ENA has "lore", i think it has themes and motifs, i think you're meant to analyze it on a more emotional level than people seem to do. why is it that ENA is always acting wrong according to other characters? why is her more positive demeanor endlessly accommodating even if she never gets a return on that politeness? what kind of experience might this be portraying? how does it make you feel?
why is ENA's name always said differently? what kind of experience might this be portraying? how does it make you feel to have your name said differently incorrectly by everyone?
really good tags actually
[BAD POST]
[WORSE REBLOG]
[PENIS JOKE]
[UNNECESSARY ADDITION TO A COMPLETED BIT]
[SHAMELESS CLOUT CHASING]
[THE LETTER K]
[THE LETTER U]
[THE LETTER G]
[“KUG TYPO” SPELLED OUT IN FIRE LETTERS]
never forget what they took from us.
Alright, everyone in the comments is like "it was closed because of pirating and don't you dare list alternatives because loose lips sink ships"
This is completly false. Rabbit shut down because they had no business model, were making no money whatsoever, and went bankrupt. What Rabbit did (host and stream remote-control virtual machines) is not inherently illegal by any means.
Hyperbeam is the exact same thing and I've been using it for years for perfectly legal activities -- you can display maps for d&d games, have youtube watch parties, play tag-team neopets, whatever you like. It has full access to the internet, so could someone do illegal things? Probably. But you could also do illegal things with your normal web browser. Not my problem.
Unlike Rabbit, Hyperbeam has a side-hustle (main-hustle?) offering more advanced virtual machines to businesses and schools, so they do actually make money and should stick around longer.
Now go experience the world wide web with your friends.
heres whats gonna happen. me and my domme are gonna go to mall of america and get cinnabon or jamba juice. whatever we want, i mean whatever we are feeling. in that moment. im gonna put rat poison in our drinks. then we hit up sealife aquarium. i pay the $15 admission fee. by the time we get to the little underwater tunnel part our bodies are weakening. Ill explain everything, Mistress will understand. we share a last kiss there with the sharks swimming along side us and rays soaring above our heads like birds. after we drag ourselves through the shimmering tableaus of the seahorse zone well finally collapse on the wiry carpet under the gentle blacklight of the jellyfish display were we breathe our last.. our love will be memorialized on the third or fourth page of the minneapolis star tribune
ANHEDONIA REMEDIES!
GET YOUR ANHEDONIA REMEDIES HERE!
if you are lost in the rut, i am begging you to read this essay by Sasha Chapin suggesting what, essentially, my take, are potential jump-starts back into living life in real time. like actually experiencing experiences
do it now! don’t lose months, years, or decades! there is a life beyond doomscrolling, and it’s finite (sorry. sorry. i know okay)
au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now
its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement.
Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.
I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.
Your Primarch looks like he is doing much better. It’s nice to see. Clearly you’re good at difficult cases. I take it he wouldn’t want a hug?
I thought Primarchs didn’t exist, but does that mean the really big Astartes supposedly living in the nearby forest could be one too? Not that him being there is a problem. We’re rural enough, and nobody’s going to ask him for a hunting license or anything.
perhaps humans are…. not so bad
- Leave this image in your dashboard
- Runs away 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
