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And Such The Like

@enby-ive / enby-ive.tumblr.com

A 29 year old queer enby who never has enough time on their hands. (he/they/it)

One under-appreciated breed of fic writer are the ones who hyperfocus on logistics to the exclusion of all canon shortcuts, and thus usually strike upon an awesome way to flesh out the worldbuilding or characters.

Like, I’m not necessarily talking realism here since often it’s still pretty far from realistic, but more like, “someone has to be running spies in this fantasy kingdom, and we’ve seen the whole royal court, so which background character is it? How does that change these three major interactions?” Or “real life historical nobility did in fact have some things to do that were like jobs, how does this human disaster cope with running an estate?” Or “there’s no reason for a sci-fi robot detective to know how to whitewater kayak, where’d she learn?” Or “if this guy is serving the emperor directly he has to be way high up in the space empire servant hierarchy, why is he doing this menial task for someone else? What’s his motive? Does he perhaps have the secret space telepathy?”

Anyway I’m always DELIGHTED to find a fic or writer who asks these questions because the fics themselves are universally bangers.

person who knows how logistical things works has picked up the cannon, hefted it thoughtfully, and put a single chalk mark precisely on the problem.

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

luigi mangione facing the death penalty just seems like a bad decision for america. so there's this guy that everyone loves and considers a hero, and we arrested him after very obviously planting fake evidence. and now we're going to subject him to an unfair trial and kill him at the end. there's no way anyone will be mad about that right

it is frustrating how often i'll see people on here discussing how fucked up it is that liberals treat people who live in the south/red states as "disposable" and "deserving to suffer" and "they should of voted more" when most people living in red states have very little control over their government and many of the people living the south who suffer the most are queer and brown people, which is all true, but than for some reason don't apply this same logic to like. the united states in general which i dunno doesn't seem very consistent to me!

like i dunno it's weird to dunk on liberals for not having compassion for disabled brown trans people who are living in southern states, and than go "anyway i hope every usamerican yankee suffers and dies" like what happened to the brown people you pretended to care about????

the most annoying thing about a certain subsect of tumblr's reaction the tariffs, is the assumption that the people most likely to suffer from the tarriffs are "privileged white yuppie amerikkans" and not like. poor black and brown people that were already struggling, like sorry to be mean but you guys aren't that meaningfully different from liberals who celebrate whenever a natural disaster hits the south.

hey did you guys know they're black and brown people in america?people who were either colonized and murdered or put into re-education camps to make them culturally white? or brought over here during the slave trade? and are currently being murdered by cops or being put into cages? when you guys were talking about "black lives matter" and how awful the usa is treating latino immigrants was that like. a joke? because it seems like it's very easy for all of you to pretend like we don't fucking exist, like it'd be really fucking inconvenient for y'all to even acknowledge the fact that whenever usamerican's suffer it's never the white ones that suffer the most. i guess if we didn't want to be murdered or homeless or imprisoned we should of voted more huh

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

*c'est la vie

god damn it

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

time for people to do the funniest thing ever

so anyway i found my moms xfiles fanfiction from the 90′s

CONFIRMED

can’t wait for when this exact thing will happen to current fanfic writers

fanfic worries at 20: is my mom going to find my porn

fanfic worries at 40: IS MY KID GOING TO FIND MY PORN

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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

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