i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead

what just happened?

Why the hell did I start laughing half way through this?

What is life

O____o what the fuck

… I—

sometimes there’s a lot of things wrong with tumblr

u ok internet

this is kind of really fucking terrifying

OMFG WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS SHIT

IS THERE ANY FCUKING WAY TO GET AUDIO CLIPS FROM TUMBLR ON MY PHONE. ACTUALLY. IM BROKE AND I WANT TO FALL ASLEEP TO THIS

I. What. A pickle shifts uneasily.

SO THIS IS WHAT THAT DAMN PHRASE IS FROM

AHHHHHHH

…I don’t think I’ll be eating any hamburgers for a while.

OMG KALINDA YOUR FACE

IS STILL THERE

THEY CUT OUT EVERYTHING PRIOR BUT THEY KEPT YOUR FACE

PLEASE handle this relic with CARE, tumblr users. Wear nitrite gloves and only take it out of its case in a climate controlled environment.

party rockers in the

wdym the house md ds game is real

The what. You’re fucking with me.

Faced with one final test before his admission to the criminal organization, gang initiate Hector Gunnerson was reportedly forced to peacefully deescalate a conflict Thursday to prove that he was not a cop. “I know Big Mike vouched for you, but before you can run with the Riverside Boys, we need to make sure you’re not an undercover,” said gang leader Butch ‘Mad Dog’ Tucker, who nodded for one of his men to start a verbal altercation with another gang member so that Gunnerson could either help amicably resolve the dispute or violently escalate it, depending on his instincts. 

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this whole scene deserves to be played out in full

I LOVE THIS

This short video handles Superman’s character better than the entirety of the current DCU

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

i love playing blogs with you, come to my house

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

The point of the internet is for trannies and furries to meet each other, and for grandparents with undiagnosed autism to teach younger generations about their incredibly niche interests and craftwork skills. Everything else is bloat.

#can you fucking die im not giving up people posting cat pictures

average reaction to this post by an autistic transfem about the joys of making connections and community online.

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

its welcome to my fire rap its called suicidal tendencies lets go *beat drops* bitches suck my dick like its duck life 3 my grandpa talkin bout pussy like i fucked her hoohee wednesday or dick life 3 rap wednesday for short

oh my god it’s dick life 3 rap wednesday

why didn’t anyone stop me from being 14

@dead-minecraft-fandoms

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts