rip to my tumblr theme

“Pierre philosophale” (2013) by Les frères Chapuisat - A stone sculpture humorously juxtaposes a cigarette within a rock’s slit, blending natural form with human artifact.

Bro even the rocks in France be smoking

wonder why its called that

“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

I remember signing this bat

ohhh so that’s what that was for

Let’s see what happens

Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen

Just a few more hours

chart of my age over time

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

The Blobjob (Detonium Interactive - PC - 1998)

tumblr please stop showing me the blobjob

Tumblr Don't Stop Blobbing -- EVER!!!

i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

his suckers