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Esoteric Merit

@esoteric-merit / esoteric-merit.tumblr.com

30 years old, e/e/e-self, pan poly agender ace and alienated Lnu
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Reblogged stubbornasacat
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the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

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the best experience you can have on tumblr is goofing around with your mutuals and one of the worst experiences is having a post with 20k+ notes.

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Reblogged xekstrin
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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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Only 90s kids remember that feeling when the eyebrow truck would drive around the neighborhood on a hot summer's day playing that familiar jingle and all the kids would recite the classic rhyme: "I browse, you browse, we all browse for eyebrows."

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Reblog if you remember swimming in raw sewage

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Reblogged ageblue-aka-varnah-g
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I don’t like being referred to as a boy

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Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

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This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

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Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

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WHAT

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Achievement Unlocked:

All Shook Up

Learn an unexpected secret about your connection to an Elvis-themed gimmick blog.

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Reblogged aetherlift
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As a trans woman you can generally expect not to be believed about most things: The legal processes you've navigated, effects you've had from transition care, what you had for breakfast, and so on.

But there's one major exception, which is when you're clearly joking.

If you say something like "I'm going to forcefem Richard Nixon for his crimes", you will be subjected to a person who fully and entirely believes that:

  1. You possess the infrastructure and resources necessary to operate a real life forcefemming dungeon sophisticated enough to forcefem not just any captive, but a US President
  2. You intend to wield the power of this forcefem dungeon over political disagreements, and are taking active steps to do so
  3. Your intended target is Richard Nixon, famously a corpse who has been dead for 30 glorious, Nixonless years, and you are apparently going to be able to put him in a state that would be receptive to forcefemming, which is generally understood to require a subject who is alive
  4. Despite the evidence that you are a necromancer with substantial kidnapping abilities, you are receptive to being informed, in a strongly worded post of concern, that necromantic forcefem is immoral.

And once they've caught you in your dastardly scheme, they will not relent at attempts to clarify

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Reblogged spiralsketchbook
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

  • Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
  • There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
  • Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
  • The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
  • There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
  • The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
  • Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
  • Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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Reblogged tartrazeen
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if you dont want cishet kevin to become a fascist you have to invite him to your trans girl friend group and be a 24/7 transfeminism educator with no free time for just enjoying life with other trans women without having to spend it teaching cishet kevin how to not be a transmisogynist

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and if you fail it's your fault entirely you should have saved cishet kevin but you were too selfish and didn't let him take his abuse out on you and now he's a nazi

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