It goes in the square hole

it's been a while since i bragged about it so just a reminder that this tgirl has all-natural g-cup titties and will absolutely show them off to friends and family upon request <3

sooo, we're friends right?

"I'm not skilled at gardening and i don't have the time/energy to learn, but i really want a pretty garden, so i hired a gardener"

That makes a lot of sense, it's nice to experience that beauty!

"I love writing music, and I can play a few instruments, but my playing skills don't cover the breadth or depth of what I want my songs to sound like, and none of my usual partners were available for recording this month, so I hired someone who's good on sax and another musician who plays an upright bass to help me record my new stuff, and they added a lot of depth to the experience!"

Good call, when you really want the right sound right now it makes sense to bring in people who are available and talented!

"I'm a decent cook and my friends love the food i make, but sometimes I enjoy a really high-quality meal in a carefully curated atmosphere or i don't want to do dishes, so i go to a restaurant and pay a chef and cooks and waitstaff and dish washers to make me a fantastic meal in a nice setting without any of the chores."

Of course, we all love a good time without the usual work sometimes!

"I love music and I play the piano really well, but sometimes I want to hear it played by someone who's really dedicated their career to it, or who plays in a style I'm not experienced with, so I go to a concert and pay a musician for their music, or I buy their albums so I can listen to it at home."

Yes, getting to experience an expert in their craft is a real treat!

"I've been way too busy to take care of myself or my living space lately and it's been taking a toll on my mental health, so i hired someone to help me tidy up this week and then went to a salon to get spiffed up so I could feel better about myself, and i paid those professionals for their work and education and experience and skill."

Good on you, self care is so important!

"I'm not very experienced with sex and and would like someone else to show me what it can feel like, or I want to enjoy sex at a time when I don't have anyone available, or I enjoy sex and am pretty good at it but I want to experience it a dedicated atmosphere with someone who takes it seriously, or I want to see what all is possible when someone is really an expert at it and treats it like a set of skills they've spent a long time working to master, or sex makes me feel good and i could really use that good experience in my life right now, so I paid a sex worker to help me achieve that goal."

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If you think the last one is somehow fundamentally different from the others, that hiring a professional to provide a service that you want or need for any reason is suddenly immoral because it involves sex, you should probably reflect on why. Because really, at the end of the day, it's not.

i dont even know what to say about this. exquisite. instant classic of post, possibly "the totalizing thinker craves simplicity" tier. hardcore yuri. even the weirdest fujoshi. a maid dress is the bare minimum of horny

invoking the maid dress an inherent signifier of sexual deviancy is far more "pornbrainrotted" than a lot of the stuff I see on this site

A maid dress? Sick. Disgusting. Abhorrent. I can't believe people would be into something so kinky as that.

more people need to be made aware that the down with cis bus and fefe happened on the exact same day

fefe was the driver

"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".

but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an

the prophecy . . .

"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".

but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an

the prophecy . . .

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

i hope i give girls cuteness aggression

if u want to throw me down on the floor nd stretch my holes out thats normal

i cant do incest play as a mom cause a girl would call me mom in bed and then after we're done im gonna start posting shit like "PROUD AUTISM MOM!"

me after my daughter fucks me real good

Trans girls I double dare you to look under the cut

*frots you like this*

They neeeed to let me have a clone. I'd take such good care of her I promise. I'd feed her and brush her hair and take her on walks. She'd even get to sleep on the foot of my bed if she behaves.

I could use her to test out haircuts without committing to them myself, and if they look bad, then I can just eat her and get a new clone. I wouldn't do that, but I'd tell her that anyway, to watch her squirm and pretend not to blush.

Part of taking care of your clone is reminding her she's not a real person and is just a piece of meat that you can use however you want.

Part of responsible clone ownership(clonership) is to be gentle with her. Just because she's not a person doesn't mean she has higher limits than you - if you use her too hard, she can and will break! Don't ask how I found this out.

god i need to be/have a clone... i promise i'd treat me well...