@eternalfarnham / eternalfarnham.tumblr.com
How the Questing Beast Chased, and Caught, Her Own Tail is a xenofictional story set in Puella Magi Madoka Magica's wraith timeline, about personhood, gender, projection, Pascal's Wager, uneven romance, and using the word "cabbit" up to three times in a single sentence.
(Cover art by Zerovirus, damn good artist and a friend of nearly a decade. Praise his noble name.)
today, i am a 6-ft red-haired goth girl in stompy boots. my horoscope from all those years ago was true!
look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me
something terrible is happening
does anyone want to see my deltarune madoka magica crossover
the new hotness is all about girls who are bad at basic tasks. rolling terrible cigarettes, making busted craft projects, cooking burnt food and mixing vomit-inducing cocktails, etc. and she smells weird as well thats important
ever since the height of quarantine, online spaces have been in a constant arms race to update and upgrade the manic pixie dream girl. it's no longer enough that she wears goth clothes and listens to indie rock. now she has to be a sweaty neet who smells like burnt plastics. before long, the ideal alt girl will need to secrete an unidentifiable substance and crawl around on her 16 legs
Love that Exedra continues the tradition of Homura not having fancy attack names.
βοΈ: "Tiro Finale!"
π: "Rosso Fantasma!"
π: "Prestissimo Agitato!"
π: "PluviaβMagica!"
βοΈ: "Concentrated Missile Fire."
I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
Every troll had a six-letter name.
Every Ξ± kid had a four-letter name. Every Γ kid had a four-letter name.
Every Ξ© kid has a five-letter name ending in Y... except for Vrissy, whose name is six letters. Conceptual symmetry has been broken.
Somehow, I can't parse that as anything but a good sign.
JK
this company is, somehow, not a thing I made up for a bit
my dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called βvisual novelsβ youβll be binging til 4am
me: yeah whatever i bet this game sucks
5 minutes later: dude i swear i these timelines are irrevocably altering my brain chemistry
my discord friend pacing: i think the narrator is a character
Been binge watching su with a friend, turns out when you're not waiting between hiatuses the show's pacing is great
actually, since today is homu timeloop day--something that i haven't seen pointed out much is that if you look closely at her calendar you can see that homura drew some little emoticons next to the marked dates for her getting out of the hospital and the first day of school
internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer
Do I know their real names?? Yes. Am I still going to call them Volcano Residue, Fungus, and Rodent?? Yes. Yes I am.
I mean sometimes your Internet Name becomes so your name that it turns into your Wallet Name
