sir those are my emotional support vine references

1000x

mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post* 

 me: ?? best friends???? forever??

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

actually so based

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

noncon friendship

Coworkers

This is one of my favorite pieces I’ve done because it is so nostalgic for me! I used to make AG stop motions and draw AG dolls all the time as a kid, they were such a big part of my childhood and I made some of my favorite memories with them! ♥️

Remus: My mattress is strapped to eight Roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the Roombas can go where they need to go, I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

bestie ur going to inspire me to revive my old sanders sides blog

im gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band

Why

feel like im hot enough to pull it off