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The- Florida-Everglades

@evergladesofflorida

Welcome to the 8th circle of hell (The 9th is the Florida keys) We got all the Animals that will gladly chop your head clean off

welcome to the 8th circle of Hell!

We got all the gators and bugs where all the crazy people and other demons come to mess with. It’s a miracle they haven’t gotten their limbs chopped off. Well some have but….we don’t mention them….

the average temperature here is a nice 116 degrees! The hottest it gets is 166. If we are REALLY lucky it can get down to 66 degrees. We also know a lot of the other circles of hell I mean Florida so ask away!

The Floridian men and demons and…gators may get lose on tumble if you see any of these 3 subjects please contact us IMMEDIATELY

Im so fucking smart ask me anything

what's the meaning of life

I asked my smartest gator (Shelly) this question…she proceeded to stare at me for a minute, eat grass and then walk into the river. Idk what that tells ya but there you have it!

the government wouldn’t do that

oh…yes, yes they would

MaKe sUrE tHeY dOnT🫵🏼

(credits to betterbebugs on tiktok)

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queer-headcanons-archive

sorry for posting politics here but

first of all this animation is actually AWESOME

secondly AWARENESS

happy to say me and my gators are the one of the few parts in Florida who do NOT support rat musk and orange man. Stay safe, stay aware and be kind kind to eachother everyone!

Bite their faces off

HELL YAAA!!! Ik some of them have been very eepy lately but with some positive encouragement

WE SHALL BE BITING SOME RICH GUYS HEAFS OFF

the government wouldn’t do that

oh…yes, yes they would

MaKe sUrE tHeY dOnT🫵🏼

(credits to betterbebugs on tiktok)

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queer-headcanons-archive

sorry for posting politics here but

first of all this animation is actually AWESOME

secondly AWARENESS

happy to say me and my gators are the one of the few parts in Florida who do NOT support rat musk and orange man. Stay safe, stay aware and be kind kind to eachother everyone!

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

dey shouwd invent a januawy dat doesn’t make yoo go thwough evewy emotion known to mankind evewy day UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

Swo rwal tbhw. /gen /silly

A true friend is seen in times of need...

It's anthropomorphism to immediately assume one is trying to help the other, but it sure does seem to be going out of its way the whole time and stops exactly when the other one is right side up

horseshoe crabs have capacity for kindness in their hearts

the crab may be fake but the love is real don't you think @crab-detector

i agree wholeheartedly, horseshoe crabs capacity for kindness make them some of my favorite fake crabs <3

Fake Crab Detected ⁉️

THEY ARE REAL CRABS, DONT YOU DARE TALE THAT AWAY FROM THEM.

Anonymous asked:

spread the fish baguette let others join you in your torment

I seee….you a very interesting anon. I shall spread fish baguette

Anonymous asked:

fish baguette

yes! They love fish baguette’s if you are giving me a fish baguette, thanks!

Frat boys tried to come back this evening. Wanted throw another party but me and my gator Fred tell them to get lost! They ran drunkenly for the hills

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