ARE YOU EXCITED FOR SUMMER?
yes!!!
no im not ready :(
it’s not summer here :)
I once had the soles of my brand new jordans melt on the asphalt below me in August
we here have wet heat, which means that your body has to do a shitton more to regulate it
this leads to you either becoming super under or over stimulated, which means that you either stay outside oblivious to the amount of water weight you are losing or you go inside and curse at the sun for a few mins
This also leads to the phenomenon where the crescent center here in memphis creates a focused beam that can start fires on the inside of cars in its parking lot
this also means that we have basketballs that will pop at the crack of dawn every few days for month on end because of the heat increasing the internal pressure that rapidly
I am not looking forward to summer
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yeah no in this state we are gonna be weird about it
president zelenskyy is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch
man do i wish that I could do that to damn near every state legislator here
You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle
We need to conquer this and everywhere around it
for national security reasons
nothing else
whatsoever
shhh
