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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

similar vibe to this absolutely unhinged car

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU at me i will HONK HONK if you get any closer U HAVE TO HONK IF if you WILL IF I HONK myself WANT honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK

Just here to share the Italian judo winner kissing her girlfriend after the match, in front of our fascist, homophobic, disgusting prime minister.

We won this one🏳️‍🌈

happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent

this came about because we were playing mario party last night and I used boo to steal a star and our son called me “elon musk” and when I asked why he said “because you didn’t earn that”

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

guys you need to stop rebloging this I've been salmonsharked over 2k times from the notes pls spare me

y'all please this was meant to be a jaja funny 20 notes post what the fuck

Reblogging to spread the word to stop reblogging this post! If you all do the same, maybe we can raise enough awareness to solve OP's problem!

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GIant skeleton attack

Giant skeleton 59 slam

Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

So what you’re saying is that Bowser is more or less on the same level of villainy as Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

Oh, quite the opposite – point him at any target that isn’t the Mushroom Kindgom and he’s this massive outside context problem that rolls over entire armies and cracks planets in half. It’s just the Mushroom Kingdom in particular he can’t seem to figure out, and that bothers him terribly.

The obvious implication is that, like, Mario is an A-tier hero who happens to live in a C-tier nation.

Like, if Clark Kent hadn’t moved to the big city for a reporting job, he’d still be Superman. And there’s be some villain who tried to knock over a bank in Bumfuck Kansas and wound up having a very bad day.

(And eventually we have Lex Luthor spending a huge amount of time trying and failing to run some penny-ante scheme in rural Kansas and failing, and no one can take him seriously despite the fact that he’s just as competent as he would be in canon.)

In Oregon there lives a species of snake capable of surviving tetrodotoxin doses strong enough to kill animals thousands of times their size. This is because they evolved alongside a species of poisonous newt which they consume regularly, which produces ludicrous amounts of a poison thousands of times stronger than cyanide. They got to this point by fighting each other in the same bumfuck nowhere habitat for millions of years. The newts got more toxic to fight the snakes. The snakes got better immunity to keep eating newts. Now we’re left with snakes capable of eating some of the most poisonous creatures alive, and newts so deadly that they are inedible to anything other than these snakes.

What I’m trying to say is that Mario and Bowser are the result of two evenly-matched overpowered idiots fighting the same battle for decades. The consequences only become clear when you square them up to literally anything else.

These are the outlandish and logical takes I want on my dash

autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable

Autism:

Googly eyed mother fucker

C’mon, be serious

I found a reddit post with some more photos and yeah I guess the cat just does that??

I was SURE this cat was fake so I had to track this cat down. Her name is Lady Storm and she's a purebred Maine Coon with an Instagram @ladystorm2020 and she does in fact Just Sit Like That. Like she also sits normally sometimes. And loafs. And walks. I notice that even as a kitten she sometimes sits with her legs stretched out.

I'm not sure if something is wrong with her legs or hips, I can't find anything she might have said about it. I'll say that she's a purebred Maine coon and spinal atrophy is the most common hereditary issue they face, and just to my layman's eyes from looking at examples it looks like this kind of stiff legs and weird sitting looks like it a lot. I'll also say again like. She's a purebred cat from a cattery. Those are expensive. I kind of assume that she's getting plenty of vet care and if she has a medical condition her owner knows and is doing whatever should be done about it.

Just wanted to include one more really really good photo

Sorry. Hang on.

One more

[cat walking up, pulls over a stool, sits down in front of owner like this] "Hi Janice. Yes, I can talk - hush, we don't have time for this. Look, I'm going to keep it real, my handler has activated me. I have to go now, and I won't be coming back. You've been good to me, I'll ask them to assign a protection detail (they're all orange) to you. They won't talk, but please know they'll update me on your situation from time to time... if I survive this mission. Godspeed, Janice."

I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly like you’d expect blacksmiths to look and others look like the person in movies that blacksmiths would kick out of the tavern.

Is it Forged in Fire? Because if it is I totally agree.

It is.

There are 2 types of people in this world: blacksmiths and also blacksmiths but they don't look like it

The funny part is that sometimes it’s the guys that look like blacksmiths that are actually the ones that get sent home

Well it takes more than just a pretty face to forge a knife you know

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS, but also my family relentlessly mocks the host for being painfully masculine in a seemingly performative sort of way, leading to my dad begging me to make this image:

Bsky post by libro.fm: Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.

Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.

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Fuck Amazon. Go to bookshop.org or better yet, take a little time on Saturday to visit your local indie bookstore.

I was curious how it worked. In the about page there’s a link that leads you to a store locator where you can select your local stores.

And, in the UK, I'd recommend hive.co.uk

<3 SUPPORT INDIE BOOK SHOPS <3

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

Get fucking GOT