Evil Goose Goose

What the ever living fuck

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN

if i dont reblog this assume im dead

¨Came back wrong¨ but I actually came back better than ever, people are just stupid and refuse to believe such a fact

I cannot believe it left this in the tags

Dude just needed to let it out

🎆🌙🌃☁️🌉🌟

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

"You will never find someone who loves and cares about you like I do."

That's something abusive husbands say to their wives right before murdering them.

This is pure bullshit abuser propaganda.

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what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

nothing escapes from me

How it feels to create ocs by continuously mischaracterizing characters in your mind until they become completely unrecognizable

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

For April Fools' Day, Tumblr deleted every post on the site and all that was left were a bunch of text posts talking about people being literally trapped in the site.

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself

actually im screenshotting this bc im obsessed with your tags

actually im

screenshotting this bc im

obsessed with your tags

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This is the vibe I bring to THAT function