listen to me you fucking capitalist shitfucks, I was already on this dumbass website shouting into the fucking void before you had ever even heard of the term “advertisement revenue” okay? I was posting stupidass aesthetic 35mm photos to my 5 followers in the year of 2009. two thousand and fucking NINE. we were still in the single digits. Miley Cyrus had just come out with party in the u s fucking a. so hear me when I tell you I would sooner rip both my big toenails off with vice grips before I would PAY YOU for “premium ad free tumblr”. suck my nuts. You will never profit from this hellhole, go back to instagram and to sucking on your moms tits
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I hope I’m not just an annoyance to you but also an object of your pathological psychosexual rage
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firefox-official
Anonymous asked:
Where were you in 1813?
robbing stagecoaches out west
Liar, stagecoaches didn't make it to the west until the 1850s
firefox-official
thanks to me
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Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.
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charlottan
i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol
charlottan
charlottan
people with cis mutuals rb this pleeeeaseee
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thecureinorange-deactivated2021
hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then
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dang, an actual useful and real "life hack" instead of those insane videos of people doing arts and crafts with a background of copyright free music
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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????
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Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.
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Ideal work schedule:
- I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
- I complete the list
- I leave immedietly
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People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured
I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too
You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2
I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post
Does anyone want me