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"Okay, Mark, heres your reward, hold out your hand"
"That's a little version of me, Mark. Its yours"
"...i dont really want this"
"I mean I'll take it if you dont want it Mark"
"Okay sure. If thats okay with you, jigsaw. If amanda has it instead-"
"I mean you already gave it to her but. It's your gift man, do whatever you want with it"
How English has changed in the past 1000 years.
the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars
tumblr friendships can be the purest form of friendship bc it's like. hey i like you based on your shitty vibe and concerning ventposts and that weird sex thing we're both into. raw dogging friendship
Say Hello back so he feel appreciated :)
starting to think fragrantica reviewers think literally everything smells like piss
"this smells like piss again" well idk girl are you are looking for the piss note in everything? look inside yourself
I have to out myself as a perfume bitch to say this, but if you do find yourself thinking, "I really love this note, but FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, every perfume that contains it smells disgusting," the problem almost always is YOUR skin chemistry reacting to that note. A common thing people complain about is vanilla making them smell like a hamster cage. The funny thing is, the fragrance community refers to the note that reacts with your skin chemistry badly as your "death note".
look Outside yourself. on your skin
Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)
Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic
You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
no 🛩️
anotha one🛩️
say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times
wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...
Actually, incorrect! This is « brain fog », an expression generally used to refer to dissociation, memory problems, and other symptoms of various disorders which make it difficult to think clearly. This is of the Spiral, the fear of madness and your mind betraying you.
Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time
"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary
Otter sits on a capybara
I swear the human pain response is so fucking maladaptive. "Oh, yeah, being in pain for an extended period of time can provoke a system-wide inflammation response which both slows healing and causes additional pain in parts of the body unrelated to the original injury, so taking painkillers may actually make you heal faster" who designed this bullshit?
