eyes cast low.

I think Tumblr should let you pin a reblog or reply to the top of the notes, so if there's a common misinterpretation or repetitive joke you can reply to it once and make that response the first thing people see when they open the notes. And then if someone makes the same comment anyway you get to kill them

(nodding serenely to myself) penn and teller's shithead basketball is real

You better listen to what he’s telling you..

You think “oh it would be useful to learn how to identify my thrifted yarn and clothing” and before you know it you’ve been recruited by fiber witches giving out their spells willy nilly, again

I went digging to find the source for this precious animal, and tracked it down to tttttmaggie on little red book/xiaohongshu. What a cat of all time!

i have a job interview in 2 minutes i’m gonna cry

this is what i saw immediately after leaving the interview. do you guys think it’s a good omen

The perfect video doesn't exi-

Sound on, she is soooo sweet 🥰😻😻

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

Why do the computer and printer have a complicated relationship

ur payin eighty dollars for this?