Beyblade heavyweight division

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

My favorite tags

hold on sorry these tags are so

this cant be real right. no way people think RELIGION is the same thing as race

"hi. white person here." [KILL BILL SIRENS]

happy 23andme bankruptcy everyone

"I'm not one of those crazy RIGHT WING catholics. Anyway, I need more info on the RACE PERCENTAGES to make this call-"

Sippies

I WANT TO SNUGGLE A CHICKEN SOOOOO BAD RN

:)

Hello tumblr. I just realized this place hasn’t seen my goofy rooster yet…

Meet Scrubby! He’s a polish frizzle. His features include scrub brush feathers, a fluff butt, surfer dude hair, a beard and sideburns, and more!

new creature discovered. how to proceed?

impressive

hmm

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

he’s on his way

the best artist youve ever see on twitter posts like three perfect pieces a day tagged "rkgk", has an unidentifiable low res jpeg as a profile picture and a username like df23j2r332cj233jc3cd and no you wont ever find them again

reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material

I wish chat platforms would collapse faster. it's gonna be an enormous pain when discord inevitably capsizes (as is tradition) and whatever half-functional startup offering comes next has to pass three more ephemeral migration cycles before we figure out which one it even is

that being said it's hilarious that guilded (which was regularly poising itself to swoop in the second discord hemorrhaged badly enough to give it a reliable userbase) got roblox'd and that knocked it out of the running. that was a pretty good plot twst

what does roblox'd mean in this context?

it's roblox now

who’s up thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae i’m thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae

normal time. im having it

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After the Threesome, They Both Take You Home Sue Hyon Bae

even though it’s so very late and they have to report to their jobs in a few hours, they both get in the car, one driving, one shotgun, you in the back like a child needing a drive to settle into sleep, even though one could drive and the other sleep, because they can’t sleep without each other, they’d rather drive you across the city rather than be apart for half an hour, the office buildings lit pointlessly beautiful for nobody expect you to admire their reflections in the water, the lovers too busy talking about tha colleague they don’t like, tomorrow’s dinner plans, how once they bought peaches on a road trip and ate and ate until they could taste it in each other’s poers, they get out of the car together to kiss you goodnight, you who have perfected the ghost goodbye, exiting gatherings noiselessly, leaving only a dahlia-scented perfume, your ribcage compressing to slide through doors ajar and untouched, yesterday you were a flash of white in a pigeon’s blinking eye, in the day few hours old you stand solid and full of other people’s love for each other spilling over, warm leftovers.

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