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Hi! This blog is for my silly and surreal worldbuilding project about an alternate version of our world where clowns are not people but rather a type of anomalous animal and thus are used as pets, entertainers/mascots, and even in agriculture and the meat industry.

If you've been on Tumblr for a while you'll quickly see the connection to Clown Husbandry which is certainly one of my main inspirations. However, I also want to credit Mutatedeye, especially the early work on their surreal webcomic Vertigo's Fun Land for the meatcore horror aspect of this world.

While my project fits within Clown Husbandry, it has distinct worldbuilding that includes an alternate economic history of clown industries, dominated by exploitative megacorporations, and speculative biology elements like clown evolution with a revised phylogenetic tree. The world also features surreal fictional biomes and ecosystems and my original characters, each a clown with backstories representing different aspects of how clowns are treated in this world.

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

Werewolf Be Upon Ye

Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written.

Do not cite the deep

magic to me, I was there

when it was written.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

what's a werewolf

i love this because it's like. why did paleolithic peoples paint the hunt. perhaps to celebrate and honour brave deeds that kept the community alive. perhaps to bring luck for future hunts. perhaps to instruct those who came after how to slay the beast. perhaps to remind us we can: that the mammoth is not unkillable.

this graffiti, too, serves those purposes!

“To the best of your ability what is or was the color of your mother’s eyes?” - An Eagan Family Portrait 💧

Featuring: Helena, unnamed mother, Jame (unfortunately) and Helly (as a doll)

Closeups of raggedy Helly, baby Helena and unnamed mother

Update: I’ve been informed I can be graded on this if I include an analysis so here it is:

never forgive trigger for what they cut

started ranting abt this to a friend... i'm still so irritated that they didn't include this

It also emphasizes how different this is from the magic we've seen from her before. Like, it was a major, albeit comedic, plot point that her water walking spell doesn't even work if your hair is too dirty. She isn't super particular about hygiene just because she likes to be clean, or thinks it's icky otherwise, this is a serious practical concern that her magic doesn't work as well without that purity. A difficult spell, requiring precision and with high stakes for failure, you would expect her to spend an hour beforehand fastidiously sterilizing everything involved like she's about to do brain surgery.

But this isn't that kind of spell. This spell is playing by an entirely different set of rules. This is magic that was created by, and for, people who are soaked in blood.

baking with my mama

made me really happy so i drew them....

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

Here, take these

hello! i am crumb cat!

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My quickly sketched answer to an ancient and deep question: “What if a t’rex and an ape switched their evolutionary places?”

Came up something not too dissimilar from the first once

This is one of the best additions to a post I’ve gotten. The world requires more theropod apes/post-humans.

Mine ended up just being the world’s weirdest baboon

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what about lesser apes and lesser theropods

Cretaceous Ape

Feed Fruit.

The rainforest vibrates to bass giggles

You know that lip thing apes do? I remember.

uuuuhhhhhh what abt quadroped sauropods

An Orangutops

Might as well add this one.

what if instead of horses we domesticated porcines... i think that could be cool

Suspicious Man

A very silly and shitposty clown design for April Fools Click Image For Better Quality