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21+ INFP????? self reference for them posts. He/They

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps, and also Measurehead is there.

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

OK OK final version this time (i hope) ((please))

There's 5x7 INCH PRINTS in the SHOP

And soon there might be SHIRTS??

(I'm waiting for my shirt sample to arrive. Depending on the shipping time and quality I'll release it or look for a different print-on-demand place. I'm considering Bonfire if Printful doesn't work out.)

((Printful's prints are really nice though! It's just the shirts I'm testing))

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

If we don’t buy it, they’ll lower the price, just like the 3DS. They make more money from 2 million people buying it at $60 than 1 million at $80

Mlm romance novels like to do that storyline where one of the characters has their gay/bi awakening but what I haven't seen done yet is a character who's the type of guy to insist that he isn't actually gay because sure he loves his bro more than anyone in the world and yes they give each other handjobs sometimes but that's not gay, it's just guys being dudes, and he sincerely with all his heart believes all straight men feel like he does

genuinely how it feels trying not to be mean to people who leave stupid shit on my posts

thats such a crazy coincidence, someone should have put a gif of it on this post to illustrate that point better

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