Promo image credit - charm-in-dysfunction So I did one of these back when I hit 500, but I’ve met so many perfect people since then and I figured it was time to update this.

Bear with me — this one’s going to be a little longer than the last follow forever because there are almost 1600 of you and I’d be lying if I said I knew how to react to that. This blog is only three months old goddamnit—

I just… it’s such a huge milestone for me, and I could not be more grateful. This was the first blog to get past 300, and I’m honestly so overwhelmed with the amount of support I’ve gotten from you guys and I can’t get over how lovely you have made my Tumblr RP experience so far. I don’t know how to put into words how thankful I am. I could ramble on and on forever, so I’m going to cut myself short here. You are all such wonderful people and I’m so glad I’ve had the opportunity to get to know you guys.

— Ｐｒｅｓｉｄｅｎｔｓ —

— Ｔｕｒｋｓ —

— Ｓｏｌｄｉｅｒｓ —

And last-crown-of-lucis deserves an extra shoutout because married

You are all wonderful. Thank you so, so much for making me so happy.

  "Wait. Who has the belly button ring? You or Reno?"

"Both of us actually. I remember we were both piss drunk and then I think he said that Turks were tougher than SOLDIERs and I called bullshit so we dared the other to get a navel ring to see who would pussy out first. After that I don't really remember, but now I've got a cute little feather dangling from my belly button. Wanna see?"

  "And they say I’m vain."

   "Well if you're hot and you're okay with it, then I don't really see a problem in looking in the mirror every once in a while. People are always tellin' ya that it's bad to like what you look like you know? Cause I should want to be better or something. So the fact I can look at myself and go 'damn I'm hot' is actually pretty good if ya ask me."

fairestsoldier started following you

       ”Okay, now it’s just gettin’ weird. I’m Second Class under Commander Angeal Hewley. You messin’ with me?” He says with a little frown and crosses his arms.

"Angeal?" She's certainly not lying, but the more she stares at him, the more evident and obvious the situation becomes. "Holy cats. Zack, I think you're me. As a guy."

"………"

"Aww c'mon I was just kidding Rude. Don't be like that! I have a really bad hangover and I woke up with Reno facedown in my boobs and a belly button ring. Cut me some slack and tell me where the coffee is yeah?"

  "…..?"

      "Sorry I was jus' distracted by my reflection in your sunglasses."

  "But I did." She smirked, opting to head over to the couch as well and brought her knees to her chest. "—certainly wasn’t Angeal. I think it was Sephiroth? I didn’t bother catching a name but I had fun teasing the poor thing."

"Sephiroth is the ridiculously tall and ridiculously feminine one. God did you see his eyelashes? That man is prettier than some of the hottest girls I know." Sephiroth had actually been the reason she'd ran off to join SOLDIER. As a young girl, she'd mistaken him for a female and declared that she would be just like him when she grew up. "What didja tease him about? I mean I know ya got merit, being the head of SEED and all that but he's like... Hella scary."

  "I’d be insulted if you were."

"Mm, I suppose I could tell you." She smirked. "I may or may not have bothered a certain First Class with a sudden visit. You’d think he’d treat the Commander of SeeD much better than what he did."

   "Oh you didn't Leon." Zack plopped down on the couch and patted the seat next to her, "Botherin' any of the Firsts is a bad idea. Angeal's lectures are killers, Sephiroth is hella scary, and I heard Genesis likes to set fire to people that bother him. Which one didja bug?"

  He tilted his head a little, not unlike a confused pup, before nodding in agreement. Company didn’t seem like such a bad thing at all and this person… she seemed nice. She didn’t even push the issue of his name and he was grateful for that.  "Okay," he replied, "I like ice cream."

   "Alright! Kid, you're not half bad." She grinned, stretched, then threw an arm around the boy. Steering him in the direction of the ice cream stand, she fished out a few bits of munny and bought them both ice cream bars.

      "I see this real tall guy sometimes come by and buy ice cream for these two kids, it's real cute I tell ya, and you looked like you could use a picker upper. Let's go find a nice seat and see what all the hullabaloo is about this Sea Salt stuff yeah?"

#i'll one date the pretty one #any time #mrowr

        "........."

       "Goddess Minerva! He does speak! Quick-- Someone get a camera!"

fairestsoldier started following you

  Wow, what a cutie! “No kidding? My name’s Zack! Wait, wait… Are you in SOLDIER too?”

     "No way, you too? Yeah! Second Class! Under Commander Angela Hewley. What division are you???"

fairestsoldier started following you

"Hey, there!"

      Wow what a cutie. "Heeeeey~! I'm Zack. What's your name?"

  "Are you really surprised to see me here?”

"—that’s not the reason that I’m here but I suppose I could use this as an excuse to hide out."

   "Not really."

      "So that's not why you're here. Aww. Tell tell then, or else I'm putting on Pretty Little Liars and passing out on the couch for the next month."

  "I’ll be sure to keep that in mind then." Cue another page turn from the packet in her hands.

      "And I see you found your way into my room, again. Unless you're here to pamper me. I would kill for a mani pedi right now. Like, no joke."