Anemone song

*touches the soil* Something terrible happened here.

it’s-friday.avi

I am just a kitten, hardly fit my mittens.

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

Heh *casts RUDE spells on you*

*carbonates your milk and solidifies your toothpaste*

You wanna fucking go huh?

*permanently dampens all of your socks*

*curses you with the all-candy-you-eat-tastes-like-black-licorice curse*

*assaults you with a cavalcade of wet dog smell magicks*

*polymorphs you into a 5cm shorter version of yourself with chapped lips*

*casts a spell that makes you sexually aroused by political cartoon artstyle and only that*

I’m sobbing omfg

Kitties are solar-powered. It’s true.

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

got a very sexy geology book at a merch store for a cave… kinda making me hungry

Making pizza and considering plate tectonics… Awesome midday activities

I violently whip my hair back and forth only to have my head fly completely off my body

I wish this would happen for me lmao ✨🖤

lmao

Mannnnnnnnnn........... no one has ever shot their shot like this before....

When one of your mutuals messages you about non-weeaboo stuff

I’ve seen lolcat memes that are better recreations of this scene.

this is fucking hilarious