Pinned
My most toxic trait is that I keep chosing new princes from literary canon to Enfant-de-sable (Tahar Ben Jelloun, 1985). One of these days I’m going to write the most problematic trans book in history
It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
Two Sides Of the Same Coin
possessed by a racecar(tragic)
"ARNGHERRANHGERGNAHGHGERNAGH"
Baby
I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.
The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was
i had to draw her she's so nostalgic
Pays in tricks
Blossoming Chestnut Trees by a House, Vincent van Gogh
1890
daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end
ideas conceived by the truly deranged
America mostly observes DST, but landlocked Arizona does not, but inside Arizona is the Navajo Nation which DOES, but inside the Navajo Nation is the Hopi Reservation which DOES NOT.
Its worse when you realize that there's multiple layers of "Navajo nation inside Hopi Reservation, and Hopi Reservation inside Navajo nation" going on
The surrounding pink/brown is Arizona
The top right yellow corner is the Navajo nation
Any pink/brown inside the yellow corner is Hopi reservation
Any further yellow inside that is further pieces of the Navajo nation inside the Hopi reservation
And I think there's even a city or two inside those yellow pieces that are Hopi, but are too small to see on the map
I calculated once that you could travel in a straight line between two points in Arizona and have the current time change 10-12 times because of this
I had to find it. and yes, if you include the border between AZ and NM, you would have to change your clock a total of 12 times, or 11 if you're only counting time changes within state lines.
but the rain is always gonna come if you're standing with me
stories from trees
Forbidden soccer ball
While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”
And then I Remembered.
That it's no longer on poob?
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this looks so good!
Hey what the FUCK is this audio?
i desperately want to believe that the person who made this thought it was good music
the ray charles replicant is undergoing a severe system malfunction because of how sexy that crêpe looks
For the love of God do NOT unmute
#no unmute it #it's the best part
yeah you gotta unmute or it's just some pancake, surely you've seen a pancake before.
but you ain't heard this sound before.
Pancake? That's a fucking Crepe