BECAUSE ITS MY DECREE.

Now... where is he?

hang on I gotta go find him.

IM AWAK

YES!

THE ORIGINAL FEMBOY CLONE HAS MADE A RETURN!

ATTENTION EVERYONE.

Please block @/whitewaverising for specific reasons I cannot say as it may not be safe to do so at this time.

And for the safety of someone very important to me.

Don't answer her questions.

i should have already said this but please reblog this to spread the information.

It is very important.

Reblog with one letter and let’s try to make a sentence- one reblog per sentence though!

And yes, sentences with ‘penis’ or cuss words are fine, I’m not judging much :3

L

e

s

b

i

You motherfucker.

Oh they're not my problem anymore.

And IC isn't gonna treat them well istg

yeah just realized.

Hey guys, did you notice that IC is spelling color with a u?

I just noticed it and thought it was weird.

No, aldi has a point she doesn't spell it like that.

They've been in the background watching for years.

They've been like... everywhere...

Katie never really gave them a purpose after the clone tests.

But yeah she doesn't spell it like that.

So?

Either we have a fucked up batch of clones or that's not Katie.

And I bet its not Katie because her clones are perfect.

Terrifyingly anatomically perfect.

I don't know, some british clone?

You motherfucker.

Oh they're not my problem anymore.

And IC isn't gonna treat them well istg

yeah just realized.

Hey guys, did you notice that IC is spelling color with a u?

I just noticed it and thought it was weird.

holy shit I think it's alive again.

Guys that stupid brain controlling AI implant is back!

I think it's trying to tell everyone my plans again!

oh fuck somebody found this...

TRANQ TIME!

*tranquilizes you with class A Amnestics*

You won't even remember your own name after this.

(SCP FAN?! :D)

(bites you and stabs you with that same Class-A amnestic)

oh!

Well shit.

Someone call Sevcon High Command.

Tell them their CEO may be late for the meeting today.

Wait you're a robot?

Somebody EM-

*plane hits you*

HOLY SHIT ALEX WHY IS YOUR SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING OUR PRECIOUS COMPANY PLANES?

holy shit I think it's alive again.

Guys that stupid brain controlling AI is back!

I think it's trying to tell everyone my plans again!

w h a t

what, the plans or the AI?

everything

the AI kinda was a brain augmentation that took over my brain and made Sevcon form the Sevcon Femboy Clone Initiative before going rouge and nearly femboy cloning the entirety of Tumblr.

And as for my plans, you don't need to know.

um

thats why I exist!

NORTH CAROLINA. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

be a bad bitch hell yeah anyway what some ice cream

I WANT YOU TO UNBOMB THEM

So that's a no on the ice cream front then

NORTH CAROLINA I SWEAR IF YOU DO NOT UNBOMB THEM

one it was a nuke

Two HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT

I DON'T KNOW!? FIGURE IT OUT!!!

I’m telling father

@non-tyrannical-usa

fuck-

what the fuck is going on here

nkues me fo wsa

what? speak clearly. when did you get a nuke?

hio nked my aftre I dod the smae 2 ma7y

I took u's nkue in mes stæt

...bruh.

ok, um, i have medical stuff- wait a damn minute didn't i tell you not to do reckless stuff until you healed properly? fuck, nevermind that, let me help you out.

yeeyip

@maryland-officially u alright? do you need healing too?

Excuse me could I get a DNA sample of every one of you here for the... normal... cloning machines

um, no. that sounds incredibly fishy. and i've got enough versions of me already.

...what do you need them for..?

KATIE I THOUGHT THE FEMBOY CLONE INITIATIVE WAS OVER

okay, 'lover of ancient weapons'

dont mess with them!

Okay!

what

I was talking to shitty ass femboy aldi

well now who's messing with people!

okay, 'lover of ancient weapons'

When she says she wants to be bread

THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!

KAITIE WHAT THE FU-

am I the kid that the guidance counselors are too familiar with then

i feel like im the weird autistic furry of rabid middle schoolers

I am entranced by this gif oh my gosh

i wanna be the Karen Smith of the middle school please

who?

How DARE you

no like, actually who is that

Karen Smith is one of the main characters from Mean Girls (2004) and she’s really dumb and really popular lol

sorry I never saw it

It is SOO good you need to watch it

I am not rabid!

hey guys im gonna have to be offline for a while from now on

ill be occasionally online doing silly lil stuff

but yeah

later nerds

o7

For anyone still interested in that LGBTQ sanctuary discord,

Sign up, my freinds.

@the-taggerrrrr get EVERYONE.

We need A LOT of applicants,

@rave-wyvern moderate their asses,

@the-gimmick-doctor heal anyone quote 'too sick' to test.

@the-real-google search for available applicants.

WE NEED EVERYONE!

@femboy-aldi, @femboy-jack-in-the-box, @femboy-ikea, @femboy-community-notes, @femboy-googl do whatever you can do to help this!

Jeez not a single person yet? damn.

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I’m laughing so hard so Aldi ended a contract with this onion seller because they jacked their prices and then they printed the middle finger on all their onions to Aldi after their contract ended can you IMAGINE being this petty

@actually-aldi I think we should both run...

Anything but the list? TOO FUCKIN BAD!

SUMMON THE LIST!

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