PSA:

IF YOU ARE DISABLED, DO NOT FUCKING GO TO DISNEY.

IF YOU HATE ABLEISM, DO NOT FUCKING GO TO DISNEY.

THEY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES.

EVERYONE AT GUEST SERVICES IS AN ABLEIST ASSHOLE AND THEY WILL NOT HELP YOU.

YOU WILL WAIT FOR AN HOUR, AND BE DENIED ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WAITING IN A LINE IS.

IF YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF STANDING IN A LINE, THEY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOU.

I AM INCAPABLE OF STANDING IN A LINE BECAUSE OF A SEVERE SENSORY DISORDER. THEY WILL NOT FUCKING HELP ME. NOBODY WILL FUCKING HELP ME.

NOBODY WILL FUCKING HELP ME. DO NOT GO TO DISNEY.

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

valuable lesson for when the fash come a’knockin

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

[undiagnosed guy] why can’t i focus, it’s definitely not Can’t Focus Disorder even though i show all of the symptoms

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

ok im obsessed w this tag

once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides

The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.

Yeah, every recess

#that's because at the core humans want art and community and funny little objects to put stuff in

how long has this been in the queue?

I don't 'member

real long time me thinks

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Tutorial on drawing characters/OCs who have some sort of facial paralysis. It doesn't cover all possible variants because I was using mirror as my main reference lawl

Keep in mind that this is an introductory drawing tutorial and has some generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People 👍

Consider supporting me on ko-fi if you find this to be helpful.

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

Sometimes a Make Some Noise prompt hits too close to home.

The crew roaring in the background sold it for me

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.